Every Garden Gnome Explodes Differently | SCP-5556
5/18/202633 min
A Foundation Mobile Task Force vs. four foul-mouthed anomalous gnomes. What could possibly go wrong? Meet SCP-5556—where the safe word is 'avocado,' the game is 'Scrappy Pap,' and a single bite of a snack can vaporize a hundred-mile radius. Delta-9's worst day on the job starts now. This story is derived from The SCP Foundation Database and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Listen ad-free + bonus stories with a 7-day FREE trial of SCP Premium. Cancel anytime. No commitment. Author: Jake Bible
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:01
Lasagne surgelée, puissance moyenne pendant 15 minutes. On dirait que c'est l'heure d'Ojo. Prêt à jouer ?
Speaker 20:07
Vivez le plaisir avec les Ojo, le casino en ligne qui propose les plus récentes machines à sous et des jeux de casino en direct. Profitez de 50 tours gratuits sur Big Bass Bonanza, sans exigence de mise et avec des paiements instantanés.
Speaker 10:18
Hé, j'ai gagné ! Wouhou !
Speaker 20:20
Sentir le plaisir. Play Ojo. 18 ans et plus. Premier dépôt seulement. Exclu en Ontario. 50 tours gratuits sur la machine à sous Big Bass Bonanza. Dépôt minimum de 10 dollars. Veuillez jouer de façon responsable. Des conditions s'appliquent.
Dr. NoSleep· Host0:29
[musique de suspense] « What the hell is that noise ? » Commander Brogan whispers. « Do you hear that ? » « Uh, it's Watsa, sir. » Bludge responds quietly. « Watsa ? What about Watsa ? » « He's crying, sir. So is Chive. » « Jeez, is doing jumping jacks. Crying ? » « It's been a stressful day, sir. » Bludge eases himself up out of his crouch and glances out the cabin's window. The sight makes him shiver as he lowers back down, shaking his head. « Are they still out there ? » Commander Brogan asks the man. « Yes, sir. Still out there. » « What are they doing ? » « Playing some sort of game, sir. Something with sticks and rocks. » « We can hears ya, and it's called Scrappy Pap, ya numskulls ! » A small voice shouts from the clearing outside the cabin. « You can play if you likes. Just come on out of that there cabin and we'll get you your own stick. » « It's a trap, sir. » Chive says from across the cabin.