Episode 944 | "They Are Amongst Us"
7/8/20263 hr
The JBP recaps their July 4th (30:40) before the room reacts to the video of Big Tigger hitting the internet as he steps away from his radio show (40:18). Marc Lamont Hill shares his feelings on Scottie Pippen dating a 23-year old (1:04:54), B.Dot's new list consists of the top-10 rappers of 2026 so far (1:36:00), and Lance Rivera's open letter to JAY-Z (1:47:36). Also, the JBP speculates how long it would take them to tell if their significant other was cheating (2:16:10), the latest on missing 18-year-old Nolan Xavier Wells (2:40:18), and much more.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
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Joe Budden· Host0:27
Yo, this technology is getting out of hand, man.
Speaker 10:30
Nah, we don't do that, no.
Joe Budden· Host0:31
It don't take a- we don't need a smart tea maker.
Speaker 10:33
Electric kettle, baby.
Joe Budden· Host0:34
Boil the fucking water- Just boil water ... on the stove, man, and- No ... dip the bag in there.
Speaker 10:38
No.
Speaker 30:38
Yeah.
Joe Budden· Host0:38
Why we need to get the weather on the tea maker?
Speaker 10:41
Electric kettle, man.
Joe Budden· Host0:42
I don't need Bluetooth to make tea.
Speaker 30:44
At all.
Joe Budden· Host0:45
Fancy ass tea maker.
Speaker 10:47
Everything don't need to be smart.
Speaker 30:49
Everything don't need to be smart.
Joe Budden· Host0:50
Eh.
Speaker 10:51
That's, this is the, that's Lucian.
Speaker 30:51
My fridge and my toilet. That's all I need.
Joe Budden· Host0:53
You don't need a smart fridge either, yo. That's just- You definitely do ... elitist bullshit.
Speaker 10:58
I mean, you kinda do. I, why?
Speaker 30:59
Well, shit, 'cause you just said that- It helps ... 'cause I ain't got one.
Joe Budden· Host1:01
It helps.
Speaker 11:02
Well, I don't have one 'cause I don't need one.
Speaker 31:03
That, but you always think that till you... You didn't think- Yeah ... you needed a smart toilet. Now you can't live without it.
Joe Budden· Host1:07
I don't need a smart toilet.
Speaker 31:08
Shit. Wow.
Joe Budden· Host1:08
[laughs] Actually, I, I bought one too many.
Speaker 31:10
Oh, no. [laughs] [laughs] No, he learned.
Joe Budden· Host1:12
I don't need no smart toilet.
Speaker 11:13
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden· Host1:14
At all.
Speaker 31:15
Hey, Mark, remember you said your power went out?
Speaker 11:16
Yeah.
Speaker 31:17
That mean your toilet don't work.
Speaker 11:18
That sucks.
Joe Budden· Host1:19
[laughs] Oh, [laughs] You can't manually- You can't manually do shit- [laughs] Shit is open ... but piss on the floor.
Speaker 31:25
[laughs] [laughs] Shit. You, you fucked up.
Joe Budden· Host1:27
And my, my, and my bowel movement is faster