Episode 931 | "Spaceballs With The Side Piece"
5/23/20263 hr 37 min
Marc and Mona are back on set, and the room begins by recapping Joe and Ian's experience at Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals (23:11) before reacting to news that Hooters is rebranding (38:32). Later, a Japanese company is suing Saweetie for breach of contract (49:01), a judge ordered Floyd Mayweather to pay $1M in child support to a dancer at his club after refusing a paternity test (59:21), and 'The Crash' on Netflix (1:07:52). The crew also discusses Matthew Perry's mother accusing his former assistant of aiding in his death (1:19:40), the latest in new music (1:31:07), K. Michelle saying that she lets her man sleep with other women so long as he doesn't pay their bills (1:40:29), Max B dissing Big Daddy Kane (2:17:52), the BET Awards nominations (2:27:26), Chelsea Handler on the Kevin Hart roast (2:55:02), Jeff Bezos' comments about taxes (3:10:54), and much more!
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First 90 secondsJoe Budden· Host0:00
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Parks· Host0:27
It's- Not ... it's definitely not. Absolutely not. Uh.
Ice· Host0:30
The P for JBP is property, as in state property.
Parks· Host0:33
Oh, shit.
Ice· Host0:34
Woo, woo, we be booming.
Parks· Host0:35
I would've just said Philly, but- Yeah ... that's, it's definitely not a- I be ...
Ice· Host0:37
You know I overthink.
Parks· Host0:38
Nah, of course.
Ice· Host0:39
And could get the wrong people.
Parks· Host0:39
You got it. It's really not a Philly pod. Listen, I'm glad you're back, so you right- It's cold ... with whatever you say to me.
Ice· Host0:43
I miss y'all so much.
Parks· Host0:44
We got three, three out of six. That's close to a Philly pod.
Ice· Host0:47
No, we f- this is a Philadelphian pod.
Parks· Host0:49
Where you get three out of six from? You. I ain't from Philly. Oh, shit. It's Freeze.
Ice· Host0:54
Ooh.
Parks· Host0:54
[laughs] Thank you.
Ice· Host0:54
Ooh.
Parks· Host0:55
The fuck is y'all talking about? Oh, my God. You kind of Philly adjacent. That's right. No, I'm not.
Ice· Host0:59
Wow.
Parks· Host0:59
You was in East North- You go to Pennsylvania, you root for the Sixers, you- Yeah ... Philly adjacent.
Ice· Host1:03
And does he live in Allentown?
Joe Budden· Host1:04
I live in Lancaster. That is not Philly.
Parks· Host1:05
He Philly though.
Ice· Host1:06
Does he live in Allentown?
Parks· Host1:06
I think so, yeah.
Joe Budden· Host1:07
Yes.
Ice· Host1:08
Yeah.
Parks· Host1:08
What happened- Every drug dealer I know live in Allentown Shout out to Allentown.
Joe Budden· Host1:11
I remember when LaShawn- Got some folk out there Shout out to Allentown. And Freeze.
Parks· Host1:13
And Harrisburg.
Ice· Host1:14
And Harrisburg.
Parks· Host1:15
[laughs] [laughs] Yo, they be out there in Harrisburg. And- New York Shout out to Dominican and the Puerto Ricans See, look, you know the names of the towns.
Joe Budden· Host1:19
Exactly.
Ice· Host1:19
Yo, the York was crazy.
Parks· Host1:21
I know ... Yeah.
Ice· Host1:21
[laughs] The York mention was like, you o- Yeah ... you only a Philadelphian if you mention York.
Parks· Host1:24
You a PA nigga.
Ice· Host1:25
I didn't knew you was one of us, boy.
Parks· Host1:26
I'm not one of y'all.
Ice· Host1:27
And you like the Sixers. Oh my God, I love you.
Parks· Host1:29
I'm also