Episode 921 | "Cheeks Come Out At Night"
4/18/20263 hr 12 min
The JBP begins its latest episode with the news of the Los Angeles Police Department arresting singer D4vd following the death of Celeste Rivas Hernandez (33:33) before turning to Dave Chappelle's interview with NPR in which he defends going to Saudi Arabia (42:11). The room then takes a left turn and discusses what their male escort prices would be which leads to a debate over Ish getting bagged on the pod (1:11:40), Azzi Fudd gets drafted by Dallas Wings joining girlfriend Paige Bueckers (1:37:36), and the crew shares their thoughts about a recent post from Bow Wow (1:47:15). Also, Nia Long's first-ever interview with Playboy (1:55:50), Joe learns that Mona and Marc got their tattoos from the same artist (2:17:10), Caitlin Jenner's comments about accepting the woman of the year award (2:24:33), Diana Russini resigns from The Athletic (2:35:53), new in music (2:52:10), Part of the Show (3:05:10), and much more!
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interest at heart- [laughs] ... or our own. [laughs] Enjoy the show.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:27
[laughs] What?
Speaker 10:28
[laughs] Yo.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:30
Any wins this year?
Speaker 10:31
Word.
Speaker 00:32
No, Mona.
Speaker 10:33
Still kicking your fucking ass.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:33
[laughs] That's cold.
Speaker 00:33
I don't have any wins against my BM this year.
Speaker 10:36
Ooh, that's crazy.
Speaker 00:36
But I got, I got two of them.
Speaker 10:38
Lifetime.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:39
What's your record?
Speaker 10:39
[laughs] Two lifetime wins.
Speaker 00:41
I got two wins and 25.
Speaker 10:42
My baby daddy is weird as hell.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:43
That's cold. But we don't go at it a whole lot. We don't really go at it.
Speaker 10:46
Okay.
Speaker 00:46
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10:46
So it's peace. Yeah, we peace for real. Now, that's love. When you, when you pass all that, that's love, man.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:52
[blows smoke] Best shit in the world.
Speaker 10:53
That's the best shit.
Speaker 00:53
I'm just saying, when they- That be your bro at that point.
Speaker 2· Panelist0:55
Yeah.
Speaker 10:55
Like, "I fuck with you. That's why I gave you a baby," right?
Speaker 2· Panelist0:57
Yeah, like that.
Speaker 10:58
Like, "I liked you back then." That's lit.
Speaker 2· Panelist1:01
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 11:01
[laughs] Yeah, that was crazy. Remember we made a human? [laughs] That was wild as shit. [laughs] Yeah, we thought we was [laughs] gonna really take it the whole way. That was crazy. [laughs] [laughs] Man, that nigga look like my grandpa. Look at him. Yep, every time you think about me, bitch, look right in that room, bitch.
Speaker 01:15
[laughs] Oh, man.
Speaker 11:15
That's me.
Speaker 2· Panelist1:16
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 11:17
[laughs] Bitch, take me. Walk like me, walk like me, bitch.
Speaker 2· Panelist1:19
Nah, no, no, then they, then they go try to have another kid and neglect yours.
Speaker 11:21
Oh, yeah. [laughs] Now that you... 'Cause you know the bitch love the, you know she love the kid, whoever dad in the house, that's what she love the most.
Speaker 2· Panelist1:27
That's who mom... Yeah.
Speaker 11:28
Yeah, you keep, she keep giving your son that nasty fluoride