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Episode 661: The Miseducation of Ed Larson - Cryptids 101

4/24/20261 hr 14 min

Ed has some questions! He's confused and needs help! Thankfully, Marcus & Henry have answers (kind of)! This week, the boys sit back for something a little easier on the brain - mysterious creatures that may or may not exist... Cryptids! Could there be something real behind the thousands of cryptid sightings reported for centuries around the world... or is it all just a product of the human subconscious? 

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Clips

We Needed A Palate Cleanser
If Bigfoot Is Real…
What Would It Take?
Bigfoot Ghosts Theory
Mandela Effect And Monsters
Mothman And The Bridge
Teddy Roosevelt’s Monster Hunt
Cryptids Make You Smarter And Dumber
Dad Invented A Cryptid

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Marcus Parks· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] There's no place to escape to.

  2. Ed Larson· Guest0:02

    This is the last- Podcast ...

  3. Marcus Parks· Host0:05

    on the left.

  4. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:05

    [laughs] Why have you abandoned us?

  5. Marcus Parks· Host0:09

    That's when the cannibalism started.

  6. Ed Larson· Guest0:10

    What was that?

  7. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:13

    [upbeat music] Oh, yes!

  8. Ed Larson· Guest0:16

    Yeah, no, but it was, uh, it was truly a wonderful time. I had a great time. But yeah, I was saying like one of the, uh, one of my alligator buddies got bit by a crocodile.

  9. Marcus Parks· Host0:24

    [laughs] It just shows it's real.

  10. Ed Larson· Guest0:26

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughs] You know?

  11. Marcus Parks· Host0:28

    [laughs] No, no, no, this is a crocodile bite.

  12. Ed Larson· Guest0:30

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  13. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:31

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

  14. Ed Larson· Guest0:32

    Luckily it was a really small crocodile and it only ripped one tendon, so everything's gonna be okay.

  15. Marcus Parks· Host0:37

    Oh, good for him.

  16. Ed Larson· Guest0:37

    He's already back at- He said, they said that he went to the hospital. They pushed like the tendon inside of him. They put him in a boot, and he was back at work that night. I was like, "The crocodile's gonna live."

  17. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:46

    [laughs] Yeah, dude.

  18. Ed Larson· Guest0:47

    "You don't gotta, you don't gotta get right back in there."

  19. Marcus Parks· Host0:49

    I know.

  20. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:49

    Yeah.

  21. Ed Larson· Guest0:49

    You know what I mean?

  22. Henry Zebrowski· Host0:49

    I think by that point you're like, "Maybe we could take a break."

  23. Ed Larson· Guest0:52

    They've been around for millions of years.

  24. Marcus Parks· Host0:54

    So it's, it's just animal people, man. [laughs] It's that badge of honor.

  25. Ed Larson· Guest0:57

    Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  26. Marcus Parks· Host0:57

    Like they want to get hurt and then be able to go back to work like, "Yep, I got bit by a crocodile. Back at work, two hours."

  27. Ed Larson· Guest1:03

    Yeah.

  28. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:03

    Should be like, "Nobody cares that you're bragging."

  29. Marcus Parks· Host1:04

    Yeah, it's the same thing with my father.

  30. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:06

    Yeah.

  31. Marcus Parks· Host1:06

    [laughs] The same shit.

  32. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:07

    You're the only one who knows.

  33. Ed Larson· Guest1:08

    Yeah.

  34. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:08

    You know that, right? [laughs] You're the only person who knows that you're doing this to yourself.

  35. Ed Larson· Guest1:11

    Days off are allowed.

  36. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:13

    They're super- And guess what?

  37. Ed Larson· Guest1:15

    Really, this is a workplace injury.

  38. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:17

    Yeah.

  39. Marcus Parks· Host1:18

    And you know what else is g- You need it. It's like, you know, like friends and family and other people might know you.

  40. Ed Larson· Guest1:21

    Yeah.

  41. Marcus Parks· Host1:22

    You might wanna leave- Yeah ... for a second.

  42. Ed Larson· Guest1:23

    I'm almost kind of jealous. I don't think I can get a workplace injury.

  43. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:27

    No.

  44. Marcus Parks· Host1:27

    Mm.

  45. Henry Zebrowski· Host1:27

    Well, you could get a workplace injury.

  46. Ed Larson· Guest1:29

    How fat do I have to get

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