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Episode 500 | Rapplebee's

5/29/20261 hr 22 min

Happy Friday! Before you start this episode, go listen to Rory’s new single, “Still Be Mine”, featuring BLK ODYSSY and Lucky Daye, and watch the music video on Netflix! It’s been a slow news week, so the crew catches up, and shares their weekend plans. The Breakfast Club launches a live morning show on Netflix, DJ Vlad takes a survey of men on the internet, and Lizzo becomes the face of Chili’s. In music news, Drake breaks records with all 12 of his albums charting, Big Sean and Wale are the topic of a hypothetical Versuz Battle, and Latto gears up for her retirement album. The Knicks sweep their way to the finals, and the guys share some advice on girls ghosting dudes.

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Clips

Vlad's $15M Anal Offer
Never For Steak Money
Why We Can't Go Live
Hijacking Her Friend’s Date

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    This is an iHeart podcast. [upbeat music] Guaranteed Human. [upbeat music] Number one hits, millions of records sold, awards, sold-out tours. You think the Jonas Brothers are satisfied? Nope. It's podcast time.

  2. Rory Farrell· Host0:11

    We get to ask other people questions 'cause we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

  3. Speaker 10:15

    Hey Jonas is available now, and their first guest is a big one, Paul Rudd.

  4. Robert Smigel· Soundbite0:19

    You know, Steve Carell is a great singer.

  5. Rory Farrell· Host0:21

    Didn't he tell you not to audition for The Office or something?

  6. Robert Smigel· Soundbite0:23

    I told him.

  7. Rory Farrell· Host0:24

    Whoa.

  8. Robert Smigel· Soundbite0:24

    I... We were filming Anchorman. [laughs] Clearly, I was the idiot. Thank God he, he didn't listen to me, right?

  9. Speaker 10:29

    Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

  10. Robert Smigel· Soundbite0:34

    Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tay Zonday be famous again. [upbeat music] You know- All right ... people love, uh, alternate universe shows, right? Those are very big right now.

  11. Mal· Host1:01

    Absolutely. Number one shows.

  12. Robert Smigel· Soundbite1:01

    So what if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?

  13. Speaker 61:06

    [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Well, and they could travel up the land, um, doing meet and greets- [laughs] ... and solving [laughs] crimes.

  14. Robert Smigel· Soundbite1:13

    No, like, I mean, they're constantly needed at malls. [laughs] Either for signings or because that's where a murder took place. Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, from iHeartMedia and Big Money Players. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio

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