Episode 439: Flying Fish
7/1/20261 hr 47 min
Episode 439: The calendar page has turned again, and the Miami Marlins are hoping their strong June form carries into July. The fighting fish dominated the month and put up the best month in franchise history. The guys react to their dominance and start asking whether the Marlins should be taken seriously as playoff contenders.
The benches cleared again at Fenway Park, with Willson Contreras once again finding himself in the middle of a heated moment. Cade Cavalli’s quotes after the fiery punch-out only inflamed the situation, and Dallas continues to advocate for his long-held belief that these guys should be allowed to duke it out hockey style.
Regression has finally caught up with Cam Schlittler—to the delight of Jared—and the Home Run Derby has found its first participant. The guys discuss whether the Derby is starting to go the way of the NBA Slam Dunk Contest. And finally, the crew shows some love to players across the league who have caught their eye over the past week.
00:00:00 - The Best Team in June? The Miami Marlins
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00:26:50 - Willson Contreras vs Cade Cavalli Benches Clearing Incident
00:50:10 - The Regression Monster is Here For Cam Schlittler
00:59:46 - Junior Caminero Officially In The Home Run Derby
01:11:33 - Show’em Some Love
01:23:52 - A Red Sox - A’s Trade
01:28:43 - Award-Winning Nugs
01:37:08 - Final Thoughts
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Jared Carrabis· Host0:28
[upbeat music] [dramatic music] I mean, this is a sport that's on the precipice of irrelevance.
Tyler Milliken· Panelist0:34
The games are taking over three and a half hours. Playoff games are taking over four hours.
Dallas Braden· Host0:38
Game's too long, too slow. Who cares?
Jared Carrabis· Host0:41
This is a situation where baseball was in trouble to begin with.
Tyler Milliken· Panelist0:45
I hate to break it to you, baseball's dead.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:48
Baseball is dead.
Dallas Braden· Host0:50
Rest in peace.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:53
Wow, rest in peace to the month of, uh, June. What a month it was.
Dallas Braden· Host0:59
Mm.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:00
What a month it was for the Miami Marlins.
Dallas Braden· Host1:04
Wow.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:05
The best team in baseball, the Miami Marlins. 20 and 6 in the month of June.
Dallas Braden· Host1:12
You guys, I, I got something to say, and I never thought that I'd- What are you gonna say? I never thought that I'd be saying this.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:21
Well, it's a thrill.
Dallas Braden· Host1:22
I never thought that I'd [laughs] be saying this. Um- Say it ... I'd rather it not be the Miami Marlins who are coming into town.

