Episode 429: Shades Of CC
6/8/20262 hr
Episode 429: A three-headed monster of Jared, Jay Hay, and Tyler recaps the weekend in baseball. They hit every series and its results, plus some major championship-defining news on the horizon. Tarik Skubal completed his first rehab start, and his return is imminent. Rumors are heating up that the Cy Young Award winner could be traded, so the guys imagine what he’d look like in the Brewers, Pirates, or even Dodgers playoff rotations. Manny Machado’s postgame comments lit up the stat-nerd community, and Jay Hay and Tyler weigh in. The severity of Aaron Judge’s injury has been revealed, and Jared laments how much time the Yankees captain will miss on the IL. As always, we get some hot, fresh, award-winning nugs from a freshly shaven Jay Hay as we roll into a loaded week of baseball. 00:00:00 - Jay Hay Has Shaved 00:02:27 - Rapid Weekend Series Recap | Phillies vs White Sox 00:05:42 - Braves vs Pirates 00:06:34 - Tigers vs Mariners 00:08:30 - Red Sox vs Yankees 00:10:06 - Blue Jays vs Orioles 00:12:26 - Rangers vs Guardians 00:14:16 - Rockies vs Brewers 00:16:16 - Astros vs A’s 00:17:18 - Dodgers vs Angels 00:20:47 - Twins vs Royals 00:22:50 - Cardinals vs Reds 00:24:24 - Marlins vs Rays 00:26:13 - Diamondbacks vs Nationals 00:28:05 - Giants vs Cubs 00:31:07 - Mets vs Padres 00:34:03 - Tarik Skubal Is Coming… 00:49:35 - Skubal Next Team Market 01:05:35 - Manny Machado vs Analytics 01:29:36 - Aaron Judge Injury Update 01:40:14 - Award-Winning Nugs 01:49:25 - Final Thoughts NEW BID MERCH IS HERE: https://www.baseballisdead.com Trade $20 get $20 on Kalshi - http://www.kalshi.com/r/BID Discover upgraded basics, fresh styles, and more at http://mackweldon.com . Plus, get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with code JARED. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsJared Carrabis· Host0:00
I mean, this is a sport that's on the precipice of irrelevance.
Tyler Milliken· Panelist0:04
The games are taking over three and a half hours. Playoff games are taking over four hours.
Justin Havens· Host0:08
Game's too long, too slow. Who cares?
Jared Carrabis· Host0:11
This is a situation where baseball's in trouble to begin with.
Dallas Braden· Host0:15
I hate to break it to you, baseball's dead.
Justin Havens· Host0:18
Baseball is dead. Rest in peace.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:23
Just wanna say, uh, as we start this week here on Baseball Is Dead, I do appreciate that Justin Havens, uh, shaved his beard but gave it enough days so that he didn't- There you go.
Justin Havens· Host0:37
I knew you'd appreciate it ...
Jared Carrabis· Host0:37
come in ass naked.
Justin Havens· Host0:39
Yeah. Yep.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:39
Uh, that would've been, that would've been a horrible way to start my week. It would've thrown off my whole week. I would've been really just unsettled- Well- ... uh, is the word ...
Justin Havens· Host0:50
we don't have to go crazy with the description. But yeah, no, I did, I did shave on, uh- Disgusted ... end of... Well, that's again, maybe a step far.
Dallas Braden· Host0:56
He's the hottest member of the show easily now.
Jared Carrabis· Host0:59
Now?
Justin Havens· Host1:00
I, I've never saw- People, pe- people have been saying what an addition you are to the show, and I've never felt that impact more than right now.
Dallas Braden· Host1:06
It's just the jawline is a lot more. Someone like me, last time I shaved, you didn't look at me for a month, Jared. You were disgusted by my appearance.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:13
[laughs] Correct.
Dallas Braden· Host1:14
J Hay has the jawline- [laughs] ... to do this regularly. Like, he's a hot dude.
Jared Carrabis· Host1:19
He really is.
Justin Havens· Host1:19
Thank you so much, man. If I- Yeah ... uh, if I wasn't taken, I mean, you and I wouldn't have a future. But I would still really appreciate it, uh- See, see- ... as I do right now ...
Jared Carrabis· Host1:29
thing about J