Episode 100: Turtleneck & Chain Part 2
2/24/20261 hr 9 min
On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast the guys are discussing the rest of Turtleneck & Chain. Plus a few updates on Seth’s trip to Milan (and a killer Space Olympics joke). And of course, lots of other things are discussed. Turtleneck & Chain (Explicit Version) | https://spti.fi/4up3JqZ Turtleneck & Chain (Edited Version) | https://spti.fi/7GcYCeL Colin Jost takes a BONE-RATTLING bobsled ride | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dBqR7gxr2k Seth Meyers Celebrates Women’s Hockey at Milan Cortina Games | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSyiCFR8ns I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Vuori Get 20% off your FIRST purchase and free shipping and free returns at https://vuori.com/ISLAND. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet! Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/lonelyisland Grow Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/ISLAND today to get started. Grow accepts over 100 insurance plans, including Medicaid in some states. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. Chime Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. It just takes a few minutes to sign up. Head to https://Chime.com/ISLAND Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
It's The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast.
Jorma Taccone· Host0:07
[upbeat music] Uh, Akiva was saying that our last episode was masturbatory, and I was like, "I think the whole thing is masturbatory."
Akiva Schaffer· Host0:15
[laughing] [laughing] Like, let's start on that.
Jorma Taccone· Host0:17
I'm pretty sure.
Akiva Schaffer· Host0:18
[laughing] Pretty, pretty sure.
Speaker 20:19
[laughing] The bedrock of the entire endeavor.
Jorma Taccone· Host0:21
[laughing] It's the premise.
Akiva Schaffer· Host0:23
[laughing] If there's a third one of us, they're listening to the other two talk, and then can hear when they're maybe, like, just have been too normal for too long, and they're gonna throw a curveball. They're gonna toss a grenade in the path. Something's gonna happen. When there's just two, you're just having a conversation. There's no peanut gallery.
Jorma Taccone· Host0:42
You can eat as many burritos as you want when there's two. It's fucking great.
Akiva Schaffer· Host0:46
That's what I mean, the rules are different!
Jorma Taccone· Host0:48
[laughing] It's gone. The rules are gone, man. It's burrito town.
Akiva Schaffer· Host0:52
Andy, you didn't listen, obviously, but Jorm was eating a burrito and was fully fucking half-brained before the episode even started.
Jorma Taccone· Host0:59
Uh, you know what, Akiv? That's your opinion, man.
Akiva Schaffer· Host1:01
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone· Host1:02
And hey, wait, can I, can I comment on where I'm at?
Akiva Schaffer· Host1:04
You look like you're on a set where they've, um, put a bunch of conduit on the walls.
Jorma Taccone· Host1:08
Well, guess what, dog? Airbnb.
Akiva Schaffer· Host1:11
But what is all that shit on the wall?
Jorma Taccone· Host1:13
I don't wanna talk about it.
Speaker 21:14
[laughing] Oh.
Jorma Taccone· Host1:14
It's conduits.
Akiva Schaffer· Host1:15
[laughing] You Airbnb'd an escape room? You're staying in an escape room of some sort?
Jorma Taccone· Host1:19
It's like Saw, but the guy's not here right now, so it's fine. [laughing] As soon as he comes back, I'm fucked.
Akiva Schaffer· Host1:23
[laughing] Yeah, he's like, "Come and go as you please. It's my Saw room, but when I'm not there, I don't lock it."
Jorma Taccone· Host1:29
Look, he,