Ep 95: The Infamous One Penis Policy (And Why It Blows)
6/17/20261 hr 5 min
🍆 In this episode of Vanilla Swingers — Apple’s #1 ranked swinger podcast — apparently we have a One Penis Policy now. At least according to the hate mail 💌
👉 We dive into why One Penis Policies get so much criticism in the lifestyle, where we think some of that criticism is fair, and why "fair's fair" when it comes to extra play opportunities. We also talk about a couple with a textbook OPP who somehow manages to check every unicorn hunter box while borrowing a few tricks straight out of the pickup artist playbook 😡🦄
👉 Plus, we've been doing a lot more playing than podding lately. From Tatyana Tales and Pussy Galore to Lana, a new SoCal cutie, another LA road trip, future MFM adventures for Miss Kitty Kat, and the surprising ways play evolves over time. We also talk alone time within our threesomes, and how desensitization slowly chips away at jealousy and insecurity...
🍦 Dive in and enjoy every spoonful of our super candid newbie journey as we go from vanilla…to 69 flavors! Always hilarious, unhinged, bite-size and commercial-free!
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🔥 *NEW* Spotify Playlist - Sexy Songs: Vanilla Swingers After Dark - Ready to misbehave? 😉 This is the short version of the playlist we vibe to in the bedroom. Press play and let’s get into some trouble! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ynpB6sZnhUrLZWWGazLYj
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsLeo· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Find us at vanilla swingers dot com, and you'll find Kat's OnlyFans page there, too.
Kat· Host0:10
[laughs] [laughs] Ah, you wish.
Leo· Host0:12
[laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music] Hey, Kat.
Kat· Host0:21
Yeah, Leo.
Leo· Host0:22
I'm gonna record one of those silly disclaimers that you put at the beginning of the podcast, like a- Parental advisory sticker. Yeah.
Kat· Host0:28
Let's go, because this is gonna be explicit.
Leo· Host0:29
Oh, yeah, we're gonna talk about lots of sex.
Kat· Host0:31
Lots of bad language.
Leo· Host0:32
We might even have sex while on the podcast.
Kat· Host0:34
We might have- And you'll just be listening to the noise of our lovemaking. There might be nudity.
Leo· Host0:37
But you can't see it on the podcast.
Kat· Host0:38
It doesn't matter.
Leo· Host0:39
Okay.
Kat· Host0:39
You can hear it.
Leo· Host0:40
That's true.
Kat· Host0:40
You can hear the nudity.
Leo· Host0:41
We might corrupt you- So- If you're under the age of 18 ...
Kat· Host0:42
that's the disclaimer ...
Leo· Host0:43
don't listen.
Kat· Host0:44
We're not professional.
Leo· Host0:45
What else?
Kat· Host0:45
And, yeah, we're not professionals.
Leo· Host0:47
We don't know anything.
Kat· Host0:47
We know nothing.
Leo· Host0:48
Yeah.
Kat· Host0:48
Absolutely nothing.
Leo· Host0:48
And if you wanna try to sue us, well, we don't have any money, either.
Kat· Host0:51
Yeah, 'cause this is bite-sized and commercial free. We're not trying to make any money.
Leo· Host0:54
Yeah.
Kat· Host0:54
It's fun.
Leo· Host0:54
We just do it 'cause we for fun.
Kat· Host0:56
Fun, fun.
Leo· Host0:56
So if you like it, then, uh, tune in and listen.
Kat· Host0:58
Subscribe, yeah.
Leo· Host0:58
Word. [upbeat music] Ba, chika, bow, bow. It's Leo.
Kat· Host1:04
Hi, it's Kitty Kat.
Leo· Host1:06
[purrs] You sound pretty sexy doing that.
Kat· Host1:08
Do I sound happy? I have such a smile on my face right now.
Leo· Host1:11
Yeah. It's a mood right now, for sure.
Kat· Host1:13
We're swimming in NRE. Yay.
Leo· Host1:15
I think that this is a case of sometimes life feels like a rollercoaster that you don't wanna get off.
Kat· Host1:22
And if you're gonna hang with us, I hope you really like rollercoasters.
Leo· Host1:24
Ooh.
Kat· Host1:25
And come along for the ride.
Leo· Host1:26
Where have I heard that before? I was thinking, tonight, maybe we just recap