Ep 92: How Not to F*ck Up a Couple Swap (Don't Do What We Did)
5/20/202654 min
🌷 In this episode of Vanilla Swingers — Apple’s #1 ranked swinger podcast — we’re breaking down the art of the newbie couple swap and how our Amsterdam adventure went from a swipe on Feeld… to drinks at our apartment… to icebreaker games… to a full-on couple swap flop 😵
👉 We’re sharing the real playbook for a successful newbie couple swap, of which ours was NOT! The texting phase, where to meet, reading the room, when to have the boundary talk, how to lower the awkwardness, and the little mistakes we made so you don’t have to make them yourself.
👉 Plus, it’s Part 2 of our European adventures as we dive into the Amsterdam chapter of Katlandia’s Euro XXX tour. From swiping on Feeld to late-night chemistry, we’re talking about why the apps have completely become our playground - and why traditional swinger clubs just don’t hit the same for us anymore.
🍦 Dive in and enjoy every spoonful of our super candid newbie journey as we go from vanilla…to 69 flavors! Always hilarious, unhinged, bite-size and commercial-free!
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🔥 *BRAND NEW* blog page ---> fun links & more! First Couple Swap: Top Do’s & Don’ts for Beginners https://www.vanillaswingers.com/from-drinks-to-play-the-anatomy-of-a-newbie-couple-swap
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🔥 *UPDATED* SWINGER CLUB REVIEWS - *Honest* reviews of dozens of clubs in the US and abroad. https://www.vanillaswingers.com/blog/swinger-club-reviews/
🔥 *NEW* Spotify Playlist - Sexy Songs: Vanilla Swingers After Dark - Ready to misbehave? 😉 This is the short version of the playlist we vibe to in the bedroom. Press play and let’s get into some trouble! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ynpB6sZnhUrLZWWGazLYj
🔥 *NEW* Spotify Epic Playlist - Vanilla Swingers EPIC Playlist - Our go-to rendezvous banger—130+ tracks of pure filthy, flirty, and fire. If this playlist could talk, it would moan. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3CORn07jtuiPS9fcz0Klxv
🔥 *UPDATED* Check out our HOTEL ROOM Makeover – Peek inside our fave hotel setups and steal every sexy, swingy little detail. https://www.vanillaswingers.com/mood-lighting-and-magic-how-to-set-up-a-swinger-hotel-room/
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsLeo· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Find us at vanilla swingers.com, and you'll find Kat's OnlyFans page there, too.
Kat· Host0:10
[laughs] Ah, you wish.
Leo· Host0:12
[laughs] [upbeat music] Hey, Kat.
Kat· Host0:22
Yeah, Leo?
Leo· Host0:22
I'm gonna record one of those silly disclaimers that you put at the beginning of the podcast, like a- A parental advisory sticker. Yeah.
Kat· Host0:28
Let's go, because this is gonna be explicit.
Leo· Host0:30
Oh, yeah. We're gonna talk about lots of sex.
Kat· Host0:31
Lots of bad language.
Leo· Host0:32
We might even have sex while on the podcast.
Kat· Host0:34
We might have- And you'll just be listening to the noise of our lovemaking. There might be nudity.
Leo· Host0:37
If you can't see it on the podcast.
Kat· Host0:38
It doesn't matter.
Leo· Host0:39
Okay.
Kat· Host0:39
You can hear it.
Leo· Host0:40
That's true.
Kat· Host0:40
You can hear the nudity.
Leo· Host0:41
We might corrupt you.
Kat· Host0:41
So.
Leo· Host0:41
If you're under the age of 18.
Kat· Host0:42
That's the disclaimer.
Leo· Host0:43
Don't listen.
Kat· Host0:44
We're not professional.
Leo· Host0:45
What else?
Kat· Host0:45
And, yeah, we're not professionals.
Leo· Host0:47
We don't know anything.
Kat· Host0:47
We know nothing.
Leo· Host0:48
Yeah.
Kat· Host0:48
Absolutely nothing.
Leo· Host0:48
And if you wanna try to sue us, well, we don't have any money either.
Kat· Host0:51
Yeah, 'cause this is bite-size and commercial free. We're not trying to make any money.
Leo· Host0:54
Yeah.
Kat· Host0:54
It's fun.
Leo· Host0:54
We just do it 'cause we have fun.
Kat· Host0:56
Fun, fun.
Leo· Host0:56
So if you like it, then, uh, tune in and listen.
Kat· Host0:58
Subscribe. Yeah.
Leo· Host0:59
Word. [upbeat music] [singing] It's Leo.
Kat· Host1:04
It's Kitty Kat.
Leo· Host1:05
[growls] We gotta just jump right into it.
Kat· Host1:07
We gotta jump into the other half of our epic Euro trip.
Leo· Host1:11
Oh, I thought we were gonna talk about why we've sailed on our last Bliss cruise.
Kat· Host1:15
No.
Leo· Host1:15
[laughs] Let's do rock, paper, scissors. Ready? [laughs] Oh, it's a tie. [laughs] For the listeners out there, we have a gripping grudge match of two papers. Oh, [beep]!
Kat· Host1:29
I win.
Unknown speaker1:29
[laughs]