Ep 624 - Big Boy (feat. Nate Marshall)

Nate Marshall· Guest0:00

The Wild Wild West.

Matt McCusker· Host0:01

Hey, we're fired up, dude. We're here.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:04

Whoo.

Matt McCusker· Host0:05

We're here. We're here again every week, dude. We're here, we're rocking, you know.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:08

Rocking.

Matt McCusker· Host0:09

I'm not trying to be purposely obscured in the plants. This is just how the seat's going.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:12

You, you do got the safari look- American Shot ... going though.

Matt McCusker· Host0:14

Uh, the what?

Nate Marshall· Guest0:14

You got the safari look going, though.

Matt McCusker· Host0:16

[laughs] I do look like Jungle Jim right now.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:17

The wild foreigners.

Matt McCusker· Host0:19

[laughs] I, I got cooked in the sun yesterday, so I... The bucket, I just brought the bucket. [laughs] I am wearing it inside just to reflect how absolutely sunburned I was. [laughs] I got ab- I just got destroyed in the sun, and then I was, uh, chilling at the house just dead. I, I had just eaten, crushed my fiber, like, drink.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:38

Mm.

Matt McCusker· Host0:39

Poured the fiber powder in the drink. And dude, I, I, I'm, I'm like still in a, a, a, a bathing suit with wet underwear 'cause it's, you know, the bathing suit doesn't have ever... Like, why do you have un- underwear on- Yeah ... a bathing suit? 'Cause it didn't have, like, a net, and it's just, it's so thin.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:52

Ah. And you were around, you were around children, right?

Matt McCusker· Host0:54

Around children. Like, you can't have your- You gotta, you gotta ... you can't have the penis getting vacuum sealed.

Nate Marshall· Guest0:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt McCusker· Host0:58

[laughs] Even, even if that day- That, that could be a life-changing moment ... it's just weird. Even if I was, like, presenting that day, 'cause it is, we're in the Austin heat. This is the best flash of dawn weather ever. [laughs] I could even have been presenting, I still don't-- You don't want the fucking D flashi- you don't want the D- No ... fucking vacuum sealed in the pool. It's just awkward.

Nate Marshall· Guest1:14

Yeah.

Matt McCusker· Host1:14

And then you gotta watch, too. If I get out of the water, I'll try to, like, un-vacuum seal. But then you're just opening your waistband. You can be flashing dong inadvertently.

Nate Marshall· Guest1:22

It's, it's the... Ah, I don't know. I was about to complain about a whole different thing. I got, like, I get the same problem wherein I, I wear the netted jaws, but