Ep 609 - Mega Heider (feat. Corey Heider & Nate Marshall)
4/15/20261 hr 6 min
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First 90 secondsNate Marshall· Host0:00
The Wild Wild West.
Matt McCusker· Host0:01
And Corey Hyde. What's going on, dude?
Corey Heider· Guest0:04
What's up?
Matt McCusker· Host0:05
What the hell's happening? [laughs] But I was just saying what a joyous occasion it was to meet up.
Corey Heider· Guest0:10
Oh.
Matt McCusker· Host0:10
You were telling us about the people of... Where was that?
Corey Heider· Guest0:12
Pittsburgh?
Matt McCusker· Host0:14
Mm-mm.
Corey Heider· Guest0:15
What?
Nate Marshall· Host0:15
[laughs] No, the, the, the tribes.
Matt McCusker· Host0:17
The tribe.
Corey Heider· Guest0:17
Oh.
Matt McCusker· Host0:17
I found the eagle, and the snake, and the lion.
Corey Heider· Guest0:19
The Mayans, the Inc- the Incas, and the Aztecs. Yeah.
Nate Marshall· Host0:21
I'm close.
Matt McCusker· Host0:21
Yeah, true.
Corey Heider· Guest0:22
Oh, Tenochtitlan. We was talking about Tenochtitlan just a moment ago.
Matt McCusker· Host0:24
Tenochtitlan.
Corey Heider· Guest0:25
Yeah. And I just like- I like that. Yeah. It's a great story.
Matt McCusker· Host0:27
And they finally settled.
Corey Heider· Guest0:28
[laughs] On, on straight willpower.
Matt McCusker· Host0:31
Yeah.
Corey Heider· Guest0:31
[laughs] They, they waited. They didn't settle. You know what I mean? So ladies out there, don't settle.
Matt McCusker· Host0:35
That's true.
Corey Heider· Guest0:35
That's what I'm saying. Don't settle.
Matt McCusker· Host0:36
True. What do you think of the modern dating market right now?
Corey Heider· Guest0:39
Oh, man. Well, I'm glad to be out of it.
Matt McCusker· Host0:41
Yeah.
Corey Heider· Guest0:41
So I am, brother, 'cause it is... It's like going bass fishing in a porta potty out there, brother.
Matt McCusker· Host0:46
[laughs] Stop it.
Corey Heider· Guest0:47
It is- [laughs] It is shit- I can't tell if that means it's super easy and the people- So no- Or just- You do not wanna catch bass in a porta potty, cuz ...
Nate Marshall· Host0:54
well, yeah, a porta potty, dude ...
Corey Heider· Guest0:54
no bueno.
Nate Marshall· Host0:55
Rinse it off.
Corey Heider· Guest0:55
No bueno. No, dude.
Matt McCusker· Host0:57
Might have to have a little dominant- Hold on ... approach.
Corey Heider· Guest0:58
To Nate's point, it is easy.
Nate Marshall· Host1:00
Yeah, yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host1:00
[laughs] You might be f- you might be knocking turds around, but to Nate's point- You're gonna catch a lot ... it's easy.
Corey Heider· Guest1:05
Yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host1:05
You gotta like bat a turd out to grab a bass.
Corey Heider· Guest1:07
You're gonna catch a lot. Nothing I'd wanna eat, though. Nothing I'd wanna eat.
Matt McCusker· Host1:09
Yeah.
Corey Heider· Guest1:09
[laughs] [laughs] Yeah, I, uh... Yeah, I, I peed in a porta potty like two days ago. I don't know if this was on purpose- Yeah ... but somebody clogged up the urinal in the porta potty with toilet paper. It looked like it, like a- Insane ... somebody did it intentionally, and it's like why?
Nate Marshall· Host1:23
Create a hell.
Corey Heider· Guest1:24
Yeah. Why would you wanna disable the pee option?
Matt McCusker· Host1:27
You're gonna hurt the only guy trying to help you.