Ep 607 - All Guys Welcome (feat. Sam Tallent & Shawn Gardini)
4/7/20261 hr 24 min
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First 90 secondsShane Gillis· Host0:00
The Wow Wow Wes Nice and long like I'm your lover.
Matt McCusker· Host0:03
Breathe in. [laughs] Breathe out nice and long.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:07
[grunts] Yes.
Shane Gillis· Host0:11
Got it all.
Matt McCusker· Host0:11
Thank you, Sam.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:12
That sounded like the whole spine cracked.
Matt McCusker· Host0:13
Yeah, that was nice.
Shane Gillis· Host0:14
Got the top there.
Matt McCusker· Host0:15
It was right in my hump.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:16
You want one? I'll take one.
Matt McCusker· Host0:18
Right in my hump. [laughs] Take a crack.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:20
Your eyes are not closed.
Matt McCusker· Host0:21
[laughs] [laughs] So here, let's go loose on the hands. We're gonna go over. I'll give it to you. Yeah, like this. You're fine. But let, let your hands loose. You don't have to grab on. Okay, now breathe in. [inhales] Breathe out. [exhales] Breathe in. [inhales] Breathe out.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:34
[exhales] [grunts] Nope, too tight.
Matt McCusker· Host0:42
You're fucking all meat.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:44
[laughs] Too tight.
Matt McCusker· Host0:47
You're not Rigatoni Tony.
Shane Gillis· Host0:49
[laughs] I'm all bone.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:50
I'm too stout.
Matt McCusker· Host0:51
It's like wringing out a sponge.
Shane Gillis· Host0:52
Hello.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:53
Are we fired up? Oh, hell yeah. Perfect.
Shane Gillis· Host0:55
Hello.
Sam Tallent· Guest0:56
All right. Beautiful. Well, yeah, I'm, I, uh, the first time I went to an escape room, I was, like, pure Da Vinci Code, going, like, too deep into the details where I'm, like, counting the bran- like, the leaves- Right ... on, like, the fake tree.
Matt McCusker· Host1:06
The gr- The... I did the paneling on the- [laughs] ... on the wood grain.
Sam Tallent· Guest1:08
[laughs] Yeah, yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host1:09
I was like, "There's something in the grain." [laughs] [laughs] They're like, "No, there's just, like, a series of pegs in the wall. You have to take one out."
Sam Tallent· Guest1:16
Yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host1:16
And you're like, "Oh, okay. Well, fuck it. If I knew it was, like, for dumbasses."
Sam Tallent· Guest1:19
We were in there for an hour, dude, with all of my wife's, like, second-year medical school class, and, like, time ran out, and I was like, "Okay. Well, we didn't