Ep 599 - Weed Wench (feat. Nate Marshall & Lemaire Lee)
2/20/20261 hr 7 min
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Hello! TGIF. Got the bros in Matt HQ this week. We chop it up classic style. Scuse the lateness - wuz a bizzy week. Hope you all had a good week yourselves. Pleas...
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
The Wild Wild West.
Matt McCusker· Host0:01
All right, let's start now. [laughs] [laughs] We were, we were talking phrenology, which- [laughs] ... not a subject. It's, I don't think the sponsors like when you talk about phrenology.
Speaker 00:12
[laughs] [laughs] Classy roots apple.
Speaker 20:14
Dude, doesn't bigger, bigger head mean bigger brain? That's what I thought.
Matt McCusker· Host0:16
Yeah, big forehead means big brain.
Speaker 20:18
Yeah.
Speaker 00:18
Mm.
Speaker 20:19
That's what I thought.
Matt McCusker· Host0:20
Big forehead means big brain.
Speaker 00:21
What about the animals with big ass heads, though? Little ass brains.
Speaker 20:26
Like which ones?
Speaker 00:27
The giraffe.
Speaker 20:28
Giraffe? But it got, it got that big body, so you know?
Speaker 00:31
It's a lot of brain, dude.
Matt McCusker· Host0:32
Yeah. A lot, brain's just balancing that thing.
Speaker 00:33
[laughs] True. [laughs] Yeah, when you get a better brain to, uh, head size to body ratio- [laughs] ... you do get a smart animal. Elephant.
Speaker 20:39
[laughs] Yeah. Elephant, yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host0:40
Elephant's smart as hell. Dolphins, smart as hell.
Speaker 20:42
Dolphin- But they got little heads, though. I have a dolphin- What are you talking about?
Matt McCusker· Host0:45
You ever see a fucking dolphin? [laughs] They're like... They're, their body- Hold on.
Speaker 00:48
Do you ever swim with- we, I kinda, I can't let that go.
Matt McCusker· Host0:50
[laughs] Do you ever, do you ever swim with a dolphin?
Speaker 20:52
No.
Matt McCusker· Host0:52
I have.
Speaker 20:53
Yeah?
Matt McCusker· Host0:53
[laughs] Dolphins are fucking huge, dude.
Speaker 20:55
Really?
Matt McCusker· Host0:56
Yeah. I thought they were like tiny little cute things.
Speaker 20:58
Yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host0:58
It's, I was terrified of it.
Speaker 20:59
[laughs] Yeah.
Speaker 00:59
It's like couch size, right? Like length.
Matt McCusker· Host1:01
Yeah, dude. Easily as big as this couch. [sighs] I mean, I didn't get to ride on the f- well, I did get to hold the fin and get pulled a little bit.
Speaker 01:07
Mm-hmm.
Matt McCusker· Host1:08
But like, that thing would come near me, and I was like, "Yo, man." [laughs] They're sc- they're like... And they're like, when I watched the trainer like constantly feeding it really fast, I'm like, "Oh, if you don't feed this guy, he'll probably ram me with his nose and, like- [laughs] Get pissed. [laughs] Yeah. No, dude, I thought, I thought for sure we would just like, you know, you would just like chill with the dolphin. It was like- Yeah ... hanging with a dog. They are fucking scary.
Speaker 21:28
Yeah.
Matt McCusker· Host1:28
And they, they, they like disappear