Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)
1/8/20261 hr 14 min
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First 90 secondsMatt McCusker· Host0:00
Wow The Wow Wow Wes Chinese girlfriend [laughs] [laughs] Just lead with it. Just lead with it. [laughs] A Chinese girlfriend.
Kevin Iso· Guest0:09
[laughs] [laughs] Hey, fuck, this guy's a genius. I heard it for three seconds, and now I can't forget it.
Matt McCusker· Host0:16
I know. [laughs] Chinese girlfriend. [laughs] How sad would you be though, dude? You're, like, a maybe 55-year-old Black dude and you lose your Chinese girlfriend. [laughs] [laughs] That would kill me. I just feel like more so, and again, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like, you know, if I had a Chinese girlfriend... I mean, I'm married. My family would probably disapprove. But- [laughs] If I had a Chinese girlfriend, my family would be like kinda sick of me. I might get a couple of like, "Oh, Chinese girlfriend." But I feel like in a Black family to have a Chinese girlfriend, you'd get a mega high-five. Correct me if I'm wrong. From the uncs.
Kevin Iso· Guest0:46
From the... Oh, from the men?
Matt McCusker· Host0:48
Yeah.
Kevin Iso· Guest0:48
Oh, yeah, the men would be- Yeah ... like, "You did it right."
Matt McCusker· Host0:51
Yeah.
Kevin Iso· Guest0:51
[laughs] [laughs] The men would definitely. [laughs] The women, nah.
Matt McCusker· Host0:57
[laughs] They don't like that, do they? I think- Okay ... all women don't like seeing their man of race date a other race. Women are quietly racist against- Mm-hmm ... they don't like interracial stuff.
Kevin Iso· Guest1:10
I don't... You think white women mind?
Matt McCusker· Host1:12
Oh, they do. I know they do.
Kevin Iso· Guest1:13
Yeah, they do?
Matt McCusker· Host1:14
Oh, yeah.
Kevin Iso· Guest1:14
Oh, I didn't think they cared.
Matt McCusker· Host1:15
They're... No, they get mad.
Kevin Iso· Guest1:16
Oh.
Matt McCusker· Host1:17
They'll tease. They'll get, like, three glasses of wine and be like, "So, you dating a Black girl?" [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] "Aren't you afraid she's gonna, like, beat you up?" [laughs] They get, like, a couple glasses of white, white wine. [laughs] And all the dad's