Ep. 542 - Fast And The Curious
5/25/20261 hr 48 min
A certain car bloke is making his debut on the show.
We haven't seen in each other in 5 days which is a long time for us, so we catch up around the traps: Big Shitty is having dramas with Norman constantly humping and sh*tting, It's firepit season as TD and Quinno discuss how great it is that they're back and it's officially less than a week until Alphafest. We show you the full schedule and chat to Buster about the comedy aspects of the show. Curious is making his debut on the show to bring us a car segment due to extremely high demand. Proper weirdness around at Alpha News, including DIY amputee jobs! And finally bringing it home with a rogue edition of some for Poo's Reviews. Make sure you get around our possible new idea for Pub Of The Week too! Enjoy legends.
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0:00 - Origin Camp Trip
13:00 - Norman Unleashed
18:00 - Fast And The Curious
28:00 - Weekend Yarns
38:11 - Pub Of The Week
50:43 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You
55:25 - Cooking/Eating
59:57 - Alpha News
1:44:07 - Poo's Reviews
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First 90 secondsCam· Host0:00
Trendsetters. It's almost here, Alpha Fest, May 30. Don't miss out. Get onto Moshtix and grab yourself a ticket before they sell out.
Tom· Host0:09
Patreon has been pumping and Mochinator3053 hasn't slept in three weeks. He hates sleep.
Cam· Host0:16
But you know who we don't hate, Tom? And that's our sponsors.
Tom· Host0:19
That's right, Po. Let's give them a pump up. Better Beer, the official beer of the Alpha Blokes Podcast. Get around it.
Cam· Host0:25
CTC, keep your dome out of the sun with one of the many great Country Trucking caps.
Tom· Host0:30
SP Tools, they have got you covered, whether it's on the work site or in the shed.
Cam· Host0:34
Papa Macros, healthy eating made easy.
Tom· Host0:38
Port West, workwear that is built to last, just like this community.
Cam· Host0:41
And last but not least, Ned's, the only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay nedly.
Conor McGregor· Soundbite0:48
[upbeat music] I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize- 20 seconds now ... to absolutely nobody. The Double Champ does what the fuck he wants.
Speaker 41:00
[upbeat music] [singing] Don't need to shit, man.
Conor McGregor· Soundbite1:08
Die, boy.
Speaker 41:11
[singing] Sneaky little rascal.
Conor McGregor· Soundbite1:14
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cunt.
Cam· Host1:18
Kung Fung Dung, the Alpha Blokes podcast. Welcome the fuck back.
Tom· Host1:23
[laughs] We're here to give the everyday battler a voice [laughs] and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a