Ep. 533 - The Great Sperm Race
5/4/20261 hr 35 min
Steaming in on a Public Holiday to yarn for the country yet again. A great weekend had by all the boys, including an absolutely biblical stream for the Perth biffs over the weekend. Some great light hearted rippers in the news, including a particular race that could get sticky. A ripper listener suggestion for Pub Of The Week and we cover the smoke up we did in the shed for the Cookin' and Eating, as well as fill you in on all upcoming events Alpha Blokes related, including Alpha Fest and the Podcast Royale 3.0 before wrapping up with a first for the Love Doctor. Enjoy trendsetters!
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0:00 - Catching Up, Stable Check In, Weekends
30:28 - Pub of the Week
36:24 - Cooking / Eating
41:55 - Pep & Poos Dump Finds For You
45:52 - Alpha News
1:11:13 - Motivation
1:20:15 - Poo's Reviews
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First 90 secondsTom· Host0:00
Trendsetters, the month of May is massive for the ABC, with plenty of good stuff to look forward to. The hoodies and beanies go on sale Tuesday the 19th, 6:00 PM. Alphablokes.com.au, limited stock. The NT vlogs will be hitting the Patreon flats throughout this month. And last but not least, Alpha Fest, the mateship muster. Sandstone Point, May 30th. You don't wanna miss that one. And before we get to yarning, as always, we've got some legends to thank. Better Beer. God's nectar, they call it. Drop into any decent bottle shop and stock up. CTC, you already know they're the best hats in the land, so make sure you get on today and cop one. Uh, SP Tools, for all your tinkering needs. Papa Macros, the proof is in the pudding. I'm now medium shitty, and it's all thanks to Papa Macros. Port West, workwear that is built to last, just like this community. And Neds, the only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Nedley.
Conor McGregor· Soundbite0:54
[upbeat music] I just wanna say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize- Give me a second, pal ...
Speaker 31:02
to absolutely nobody. The Double Champ does what the fuck he wants. [upbeat music] Didya. ABC. ABC. I need a shit, man. Die, boy. ABC. Sneaky little rascal. Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cunt.
Tom· Host1:24
Fuck yeah, I love Tuesdays. Welcome back to another