Duncan BLOWS Bert's Mind!
11/3/20251 hr 18 min
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. SPONSORS: - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get your free quote at https://Ethos.com/BEARS - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BEARS at checkout and pay five bucks for shippinghttps://bluechew.com - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Right...
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First 90 secondsBert Kreischer· Host0:00
Hey, everyone. This month, I'm filming my new standup special in Milwaukee at the Riverside Theater on November 14th and 15th. Tickets are available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show only. I'll also be in El Paso, Tucson, and Colorado Springs this weekend. Get your tickets now at tomskara.com/tour.
Speaker 1· Soundbite0:19
(instrumental music) 100%. Cheers.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:21
(glass clinks) (laughs) Brand new episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, and for my birthday, I got my favorite guy in the world.
Duncan Trussell· Guest0:30
Thank you.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:32
And, uh, and my daughter's favorite podcaster, comedian. It is a pleasure. Duncan Trussell.
Duncan Trussell· Guest0:39
Thank you for having me on, sir. Thank you.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:42
Yep.
Duncan Trussell· Guest0:42
Thank you.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:43
Today, I turn... If you're watching this, it's November 3rd, and I turned 53 years old.
Duncan Trussell· Guest0:48
Congratulations.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:49
Thank you. I think I did. I think I lived through the week. It's not there yet. Ooh, if I die, this is gonna be an eerie podcast.
Duncan Trussell· Guest0:55
Ooh, baby.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:56
Do you want to leave messages? When you... What do you got? Do you have anything planned for your death?
Duncan Trussell· Guest1:01
Um, I don't know. I go back and forth between, like, jumping off a building or self-immolation.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:06
No, no, no. Not, not... (laughs) (laughs) Not killing yourself. Uh, oh. I don't know. Maybe a gun or a rope. (laughs) No, have you ever... Do you have a plan for, like, the day you die? Do you think about it often? You, you faced death. You faced death before any of us ever thought about death.
Duncan Trussell· Guest1:25
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:27
You got te- te- testicular cancer when you were- That's right. ... 30. Yeah.