Doing It Turtle Style | Punters Sex Stories

Nikki Westcott· Host0:00

[upbeat music] A LiSTNR production.

Lucy Jackson· Host0:04

[upbeat music] This is Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki.

Nikki Westcott· Host0:11

And if you're easily offended, then this might not be for you. [upbeat music] I fell to the floor, pissing myself laughing, and just said, "Bro, what?" He's laughing too, but genuinely confused that I'm not into it. He goes, "What? All girls love turtles and being fucked like them, don't they?" [upbeat music] Cheers, babes. Welcome to Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki, the real-life shit you only discuss over a drink. But before we start, a little disclaimer.

Lucy Jackson· Host0:37

So today, we are here for crazy sex stories.

Nikki Westcott· Host0:42

Yeah, baby. We have got an array of goods for you. We have got the turtle position. WTF, you might be thinking. We have got a threesome over some schnapps.

Lucy Jackson· Host0:51

A very hot international threesome.

Nikki Westcott· Host0:53

Really hot international threesome.

Lucy Jackson· Host0:55

Mm.

Nikki Westcott· Host0:55

I just picture, like, Oktoberfest vibes.

Lucy Jackson· Host0:57

[laughs] Like, them wearing, like, the little overalls.

Nikki Westcott· Host0:59

Like outfits. Yeah Yeah, but they're, but they're in Albania, which kind of freaked me out and m- reminded me of Hostel. Yeah.

Lucy Jackson· Host1:04

My, me, personally, listening to this episode, I, like- Yeah ... recording this episode, I should say, I go through, like, my... I'm so bipolar at the moment with where I'm at. I, like, go from one minute being like, "Is it my time to lean into a bit of promiscuous girl behavior?" And then on the next breath, I'm like, "I'm boy sober."

Nikki Westcott· Host1:22

Yeah. You're just, just dancing to the beat of your own drum.

Lucy Jackson· Host1:26

Do you know what I do? All I do is go in the middle between