Do You Kiss More Lips Or Cheeks In Your Life?

Speaker 00:00

Welcome back to the ba- (upbeat music) Welcome back to the Basement Yard.

Joey Santagato· Host0:08

How's it going, Frank?

Frank Alvarez· Host0:09

I'm good. How's it going, lead singer of Weezer? (laughs) (laughs) I, fuck, I fucking got him so good, by the way.

Joey Santagato· Host0:18

That's not very- Got, got. That's not very Christmas season like.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:21

"Hey, how's it going? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, give me some more. Give me some more. Hasan Piker?" That's a good one.

Joey Santagato· Host0:26

Okay.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:26

You look like him right now.

Joey Santagato· Host0:28

Yeah.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:28

You know? Uh- I can see you- You can see- ...

Joey Santagato· Host0:32

searching for more.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:32

... you can see the gears turning here, right?

Joey Santagato· Host0:34

I fucked up my eye. I put lotion in it three days in a row.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:37

What?

Joey Santagato· Host0:37

Mistakes were made.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:38

How (laughs) wh- what are you- Yeah. How did you put lotion- I have like- ... in your eye?

Joey Santagato· Host0:42

I have this lotion that I put underneath my eyes and it was getting into the corner of my, my eye, and then it kept burning it, and I thought it was my contacts. But then I realized, "I'm getting lotion in my eyes." So my eye's been red- Uh, b- ... for like three days.

Frank Alvarez· Host0:55

What, like you were like squirting lotion?

Joey Santagato· Host0:57

No, no, no. It's like a cream that goes underneath right here. It's just for this part of your eye.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:02

Oh, it's like- And then it was like seeping into the corner and it like fucked up, you see how my eye's like a little red?

Joey Santagato· Host1:07

Like it was, it's, it was a lot more red.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:08

So you're applying lotion in your eye and then it just gets in your eyeball and it fucks up your, your whole vision?

Joey Santagato· Host1:14

Yeah. I was getting too close to the corner and then it- You were getting too close. The corner was sucking in all the lotion.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:18

So you were like...

Joey Santagato· Host1:20

Getting lotion in your eye. (laughs) (laughs) So far two for two.

Frank Alvarez· Host1:28

Come on.

Joey Santagato· Host1:29

So far two for