Dev Vader | Mahatma Gandhi (Part 2/4)
4/30/202656 min
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First 90 secondsFin Taylor· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Welcome back to Finn versus History, uh, together with Horatio Gould.
Horatio Gould· Host0:16
Hello.
Fin Taylor· Host0:17
We're going through the life of Mahatma Gandhi.
Horatio Gould· Host0:19
Mm.
Fin Taylor· Host0:19
And this is part two, and it's Gandhi in South Africa.
Horatio Gould· Host0:22
Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host0:23
It's terrific stuff.
Horatio Gould· Host0:24
Yep.
Fin Taylor· Host0:24
1893 to 1914.
Horatio Gould· Host0:27
This is all the cricket countries, right? This is- This is Gandhi's- Yeah ...
Fin Taylor· Host0:30
tour of the cricket countries.
Horatio Gould· Host0:31
Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host0:32
Um, now to recap, we started off, we, we're in the British Raj.
Horatio Gould· Host0:36
Mm.
Fin Taylor· Host0:36
And, uh, I had a lovely time.
Horatio Gould· Host0:38
Halcyon days.
Fin Taylor· Host0:41
That's the end of my recap. [laughs] Um, Gandhi has got his degree, but he can't get a job in India- Right ... which is, um, I guess the past in other countries, isn't it?
Horatio Gould· Host0:49
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Fin Taylor· Host0:50
Uh, he's bad at public speaking, and he's gone to South Africa.
Horatio Gould· Host0:53
No rizz.
Fin Taylor· Host0:54
He's got no rizz.
Horatio Gould· Host0:55
Yeah. He hasn't had- When did the- ... to get rizz.
Fin Taylor· Host0:57
Yeah.
Horatio Gould· Host0:57
Arranged marriages mean you don't have to get rizz. You're not put into the fucking pressure cooker. You're not out in the clubs- No, you're not- ... working it out ...
Fin Taylor· Host1:04
not working, no, not working the clubs.
Horatio Gould· Host1:05
You're not working the clubs.
Fin Taylor· Host1:05
[laughs] Not hammering the circuit. What?
Charlie· Panelist1:08
He hasn't got rizz, but he might have a friend called Riz.
Horatio Gould· Host1:11
Riz, like Riz Ahmed?
Fin Taylor· Host1:12
What, Riz Ahmed?
Charlie· Panelist1:13
Like Riz Ahmed.
Horatio Gould· Host1:14
Yeah.
Fin Taylor· Host1:14
You never know.
Horatio Gould· Host1:15
You never know.
Fin Taylor· Host1:16
Did- Does Gandhi have a friend called Riz?
Horatio Gould· Host1:18
Let's Google it.
Fin Taylor· Host1:19
Google it.
Horatio Gould· Host1:19
Come on.
Fin Taylor· Host1:19
Google it. Come on, Charlie.
Horatio Gould· Host1:20
Fingers crossed. Come on.
Fin Taylor· Host1:21
Wow. The, the- Right.
Horatio Gould· Host1:24
Google has said, "Fuck off."
Fin Taylor· Host1:25
Google's gone, Google's got nothing. [laughs] Did you ever used to play that game, was it called Google Whack, where you had to try and get- Nothing