Democrats' Bizarre Candidates + Hack Madness!
3/20/20261 hr 22 min
What happens when the Democrats stop pretending to be normal? What happens when the mask slips and the people running for office start sounding completely insane? This week, the fellas jump straight into the chaos and ask the obvious question: how is this the bench the left thinks is ready to run the country? Josh Holmes, Comfortably Smug, Michael Duncan, and John Ashbrook are in peak form as we break down the weirdest, creepiest, and most revealing Democrat candidate moments of the week — and then unleash the most glorious tradition of the year. PLUS, IT’S HACK MADNESS SEASON. In this episode…Democrat candidates getting exposedJames Talarico’s bizarre vegan turn resurfacesA Texas congressional candidate’s truly insane music videoA New York Democrat attacking the 13th AmendmentThat’s right — the fellas officially launch Hack Madness, our annual tournament of the worst liberal hacks in media. The bracket is here. The seeds are set. The hacks are trembling. And the voting madness is about to begin. We also get some elite Trump stand-up, including his perfect St. Patrick’s Day riff on Mike Johnson and a brutally funny read on Macron. Because even in the middle of all the insanity, nobody does comic timing like Trump. What Hack Madness brings this year…Media accountability by forceThe 65 worst liberal hacks in the gameBracket drama, seeding chaos, and online warfareYour chance to vote and crown the absolute worst Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Follow us on social for clips, bracket updates, and Hack Madness voting. And get in the comments, because this one is too ridiculous not to argue about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsComfortably Smug· Host0:00
So the gentleman is doing horrific things under a blanket, and now he's running for Congress Because, I mean, this Democrat, as Trump might say, is a pedophile.
Josh Holmes· Host0:08
Central casting.
Comfortably Smug· Host0:09
This guy's running for, for Congress?
Josh Holmes· Host0:12
She's a Democrat for New York- Four ... and she's saying abolish, abolish the 13th Amendment. Again, the amendment that put an end to slavery in this country.
Comfortably Smug· Host0:22
She's, like, the one Democrat who's actually- She's telling it like it is ... intellectually consistent. Like, we've known since Abe Lincoln told Democrats, "No, slavery's actually over," they've been mad about it, and they've never let it go. And she's actually being honest.
Josh Holmes· Host0:38
[bell ring] Hm.
Comfortably Smug· Host0:41
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys.
Josh Holmes· Host0:44
It's time for Hack Madness.
Comfortably Smug· Host0:46
We created 64, 65, there's a playing game- Yeah ... of the worst liberal hacks, and we put them head-to-head, and you, dear listener, and, and everyone on X, will vote. Who are the worst liberal hacks? In a tournament, to hold them accountable.
Speaker 21:02
[bell ring] I have been a physician for 35 years, and sadly have had a front seat to witness the decay and decline of the health insurance industry. There has been systematic denial and delay of care. There's been abuse with the Medicare Advantage plans, deceiving and extorting taxpayer dollars. You guys own PBMs. You own pharmacies. You own health agencies,