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D&D Court: Sexy Squirrels, Powerful Turtles, and Shambling Mounds

4/9/20261 hr 10 min

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

Come see us LIVE at Radio City Music Hall!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Clips

The Druid Was His Wife
Your Monsters, Your Responsibility
The Ham Carving Solution
Murph Admits He Plays This Way
The Sexy Squirrel Trap Riff
DMs: Swarm Your NPCs
Telegraph The Weird Immunities

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:00

    [clacking] This is a HeadGum podcast.

  2. Emily Axford· Host0:03

    [singing] Dungeon, dungeon, dun, dungeon. Dungeon, dungeon, dungeon. Dungeon, dungeon, dungeon. Dungeon, dungeon, dun.

  3. Brian Murphy· Host0:11

    Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody. Ha.

  4. Emily Axford· Host0:14

    Dungeon. Dude, done, done. Like, why are you doing short rest?

  5. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:16

    Are you, what are you doing? You're doing the short rest noise.

  6. Brian Murphy· Host0:18

    Wait, shit. [laughs] That doesn't matter.

  7. Emily Axford· Host0:20

    What the fuck?

  8. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:21

    [laughs] It does matter.

  9. Brian Murphy· Host0:22

    I, it- It does matter ... we, we- This is a courtroom. God damn it.

  10. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:25

    This is a courtroom. There is a sanctity here.

  11. Brian Murphy· Host0:27

    This sucks. [laughs] Right before we started recording, they were doing short rest bullshit, just doing fucking shenanigans while we were trying to sync up our goddamn audio- [laughs] ... and then I fuck up once we actually start recording. [laughs] That absolutely sucks.

  12. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:40

    Yeah.

  13. Brian Murphy· Host0:41

    Fuck all of you.

  14. Emily Axford· Host0:42

    Wow, Murph.

  15. Brian Murphy· Host0:42

    Jake, take it away.

  16. Emily Axford· Host0:44

    On the record.

  17. Brian Murphy· Host0:44

    Take it away.

  18. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:45

    Hey, Jake, just clean up this mess for us, Jake.

  19. Brian Murphy· Host0:47

    Fucking- Hear ye, hear ye.

  20. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:49

    Crit is now in session, finally.

  21. Emily Axford· Host0:51

    Well, some of us are.

  22. Brian Murphy· Host0:52

    God damn it.

  23. Jake Hurwitz· Host0:53

    Yeah. The once honorable Supreme Crit Justices- [laughs] ... Axford, Murphy, and Tanner are presiding. Axford and Tanner still have the honor, actually.

  24. Emily Axford· Host1:01

    [laughs] [laughs] I don't know if you could call what Murph's doing presiding.

  25. Brian Murphy· Host1:03

    God damn- [laughs] ... pre-show bits.

  26. Jake Hurwitz· Host1:07

    Murph is existing.

  27. Brian Murphy· Host1:08

    [laughs] I'm so mad.

  28. Emily Axford· Host1:10

    [laughs] It is kind of like someone tickled Tyrese Maxey, like, in the locker room, and then he just couldn't shake it when- Yeah ... he got to the court.

  29. Brian Murphy· Host1:18

    Yeah.

  30. Jake Hurwitz· Host1:19

    [laughs] Our first case comes from Dakota J. "To the court and whomever else it may concern."

  31. Brian Murphy· Host1:25

    Mm.

  32. Jake Hurwitz· Host1:25

    "My girlfriend and I briefly played in a campaign with a couple of neighbors.

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