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D&D Court: Overpopulated Academies, Unsent Texts and Pop-Punk Homework

3/6/20261 hr 16 min

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with the Frigid Bailiff Jake, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Clips

Coldplay? Rather Be Buried
It’s Your Actual Job
Friends Don’t Need Same Tastes
Clip This Green Day Primer
Not Crazy—Just Be Polite

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Brian Murphy· Host0:00

    [clunk] [electronic whir] This is a Headgum podcast. [singing] Dungeon, dungeon, dun-dungeon. Dungeon, dungeon, dungeon. Dungeon. Dungeon, dungeon, dun-dungeon. Welcome to Dungeon Court, everybody. Dun-dun-dun.

  2. Emily Axford· Host0:16

    Dun, dun.

  3. Brian Murphy· Host0:16

    We are your Supreme Crit Justices Murphy- Mm ... Axford, Tanner- Yes ... and the lowly, lowly, lowly, lowly, lowly, cold- Oh ... bailiff Jake Hurwitz.

  4. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:27

    Low temperature.

  5. Brian Murphy· Host0:28

    Yeah, low temp.

  6. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:28

    [laughs] Coldly, coldly, coldly. [laughs] My heat is broken.

  7. Brian Murphy· Host0:32

    Mm-hmm.

  8. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:32

    I'm recording this in a Nano Puff. [laughs] So if you hear- [laughs] I don't know if you could hear that.

  9. Brian Murphy· Host0:38

    Ooh.

  10. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:39

    You guys getting that swish?

  11. Brian Murphy· Host0:40

    That's a good follow up.

  12. Emily Axford· Host0:40

    That's- Good swish ... Jake jerking off in a snowsuit.

  13. Brian Murphy· Host0:42

    [laughs] We're getting the swish. [laughs] [laughs] Jake does look like he's on the thing, like there's some sort of inf- infection going on in the city- Oh ... that he's trying to hide out from.

  14. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:50

    Yeah, that's cool.

  15. Brian Murphy· Host0:51

    Yes.

  16. Caldwell Tanner· Host0:51

    [laughs] That's cool. [laughs] I wish. [laughs] The infection is these rotten fucking slumlords. [laughs] [laughs] Uh, yes, but Jake is on an expedition. We're all on an expedition to find the truth.

  17. Emily Axford· Host1:02

    A legal expedition.

  18. Caldwell Tanner· Host1:03

    [laughs] And with that- [laughs] ... hear ye, hear ye, Crit is now in session. The Honorable Supreme Crit Justices Axford, Murphy, and Tanner- Mm-hmm ... presiding.

  19. Brian Murphy· Host1:12

    Hi.

  20. Emily Axford· Host1:13

    Hi.

  21. Caldwell Tanner· Host1:13

    Our first case comes from MC. "To the magnanimous and fair justices and the bailiff whose name escapes me, fair- [laughs] ... uh, and ultimately doesn't matter, even more fair." [laughs] "I present to you the case of the silly Christmas one-shot."

  22. Emily Axford· Host1:27

    I love how much drama there is

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