Dating Is Cooked | Reading Reddit Stories
5/2/20261 hr 19 min
Dating is always easy and nothing is ever complicated about it. Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/PITREDDIT (Promo Code PITREDDIT). Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/PITREDDIT
0:00 Intro
1:26 He keeps hinting at an unusual kink 2 weeks in https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q5cqxk/aio_he_keeps_hinting_at_an_unusual_kink_2_weeks_in/
9:23 Sponsor
11:03 The way my gf talks about her car is weird https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/x83man/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_the_way_she_talks/
18:24 My bf stayed at another woman's apartment https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1nt4447/aio_for_being_mad_my_boyfriend_stayed_the_night/
23:38 Is my neighbor into me or is she just being friendly? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/l2b37f/is_my_24f_neighbour_27f_into_me_or_is_she_just/
37:06 Sponsor
38:24 Back to the gay story
45:44 I bought my gf vanilla shampoo https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1q3wji3/aitah_for_buying_my_girlfriend_vanilla_shampoo/
58:48 My gf left me over a cheese wheel https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1qphs75/aio_my_girlfriend_left_me_over_a_cheese_wheel/
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
Smosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlike
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
A vacation rental should come with support, not surprises. That's why Vrbo comes with a Vrbo Care Guarantee and 24/7 live support from real people. So if something goes sideways, Vrbo Care can help.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist0:10
If the host cancels?
Speaker 00:11
Vrbo Care.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist0:12
If the listing says heated pool, but there's actually no pool to heat.
Speaker 00:14
Definitely a Vrbo Care thing.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist0:16
If my teenager starts calling me Leslie instead of Mom.
Speaker 00:19
That's a family thing, Leslie.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist0:20
That makes sense. [laughs] Sorry.
Speaker 00:22
Book with support, not surprises. Vrbo Care and 24/7 live support. If you know, you Vrbo. Terms apply. See vrbo.com/trust for details.
Speaker 20:29
Still figuring out Mother's Day? We can arrange that. With Edible, it's easy to send a gift Mom will love without the last-minute stress. Order online for delivery or easy in-store pickup and make Mother's Day feel thoughtful, simple, and handled.
Shayne Topp· Host0:44
Hello. Welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is dating. And I'm joined by two people who, um, are dating.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:54
Yeah.
Shayne Topp· Host0:55
Or maybe have dated.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:55
What?
Shayne Topp· Host0:56
We don't know. We don't know. Chanse and Tommy.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:58
Don't give them fodder.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:00
[laughs] [laughs] Yeah, yeah. They're like...
Shayne Topp· Host1:01
Courtney's in the other room just like, "What? Oh." [laughs] Um, we're talking about dating again. I feel like we've done dating episodes before- Yeah, a few ... that you've been on. Yeah, it's always a fun time to talk about it.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:14
Yeah.
Shayne Topp· Host1:16
No drama at all.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:16
Nope.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:17
Nope.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:17
It's super easy.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:18
It's always straightforward.
Shayne Topp· Host1:19
So chill.
Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:19
Yeah.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:19
Yeah.
Shayne Topp· Host1:20
I, I notice in our comments everybody says that dating is, like, just easy for them. There's no problems going on.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:25
Yeah.
Shayne Topp· Host1:26
Like, it's- They're like, "I'm going out.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:26
I'm being loved" ...
Shayne Topp· Host1:26
easy to get a date. Dates always go well.
Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:28
Yeah. It's awesome.