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Dating Is Cooked | Reading Reddit Stories

5/2/20261 hr 19 min

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0:00 Intro
1:26 He keeps hinting at an unusual kink 2 weeks in https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q5cqxk/aio_he_keeps_hinting_at_an_unusual_kink_2_weeks_in/
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11:03 The way my gf talks about her car is weird https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/x83man/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_the_way_she_talks/
18:24 My bf stayed at another woman's apartment https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1nt4447/aio_for_being_mad_my_boyfriend_stayed_the_night/
23:38 Is my neighbor into me or is she just being friendly? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/l2b37f/is_my_24f_neighbour_27f_into_me_or_is_she_just/
37:06 Sponsor
38:24 Back to the gay story
45:44 I bought my gf vanilla shampoo https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1q3wji3/aitah_for_buying_my_girlfriend_vanilla_shampoo/
58:48 My gf left me over a cheese wheel https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1qphs75/aio_my_girlfriend_left_me_over_a_cheese_wheel/

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First 90 seconds
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  11. Shayne Topp· Host0:44

    Hello. Welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is dating. And I'm joined by two people who, um, are dating.

  12. Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:54

    Yeah.

  13. Shayne Topp· Host0:55

    Or maybe have dated.

  14. Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:55

    What?

  15. Shayne Topp· Host0:56

    We don't know. We don't know. Chanse and Tommy.

  16. Chanse McCrary· Panelist0:58

    Don't give them fodder.

  17. Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:00

    [laughs] [laughs] Yeah, yeah. They're like...

  18. Shayne Topp· Host1:01

    Courtney's in the other room just like, "What? Oh." [laughs] Um, we're talking about dating again. I feel like we've done dating episodes before- Yeah, a few ... that you've been on. Yeah, it's always a fun time to talk about it.

  19. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:14

    Yeah.

  20. Shayne Topp· Host1:16

    No drama at all.

  21. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:16

    Nope.

  22. Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:17

    Nope.

  23. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:17

    It's super easy.

  24. Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:18

    It's always straightforward.

  25. Shayne Topp· Host1:19

    So chill.

  26. Tommy Bowe· Panelist1:19

    Yeah.

  27. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:19

    Yeah.

  28. Shayne Topp· Host1:20

    I, I notice in our comments everybody says that dating is, like, just easy for them. There's no problems going on.

  29. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:25

    Yeah.

  30. Shayne Topp· Host1:26

    Like, it's- They're like, "I'm going out.

  31. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:26

    I'm being loved" ...

  32. Shayne Topp· Host1:26

    easy to get a date. Dates always go well.

  33. Chanse McCrary· Panelist1:28

    Yeah. It's awesome.

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