D05: 50 First Deaths
5/13/202648 min
Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it's the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets lucky! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. But those are just details! Let’s focus on the smooching and canoodling! And wait, what’s this? Are Shae and GOOD_E partaking in the bacchanal!? If you want to find out, don’t touch that nipple-shaped dial.
Created by:
Jeremy Bent
Alden Ford
Allie Kokesh
Seth Lind
Winston Noel
Shane O’Connell
Justin Tyler
Moujan Zolfaghari
Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford
Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell
Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires
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First 90 secondsDerf· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Well, readers, it's the chapter you've all been waiting for, the sexy one. There's a time in every young derf's life when his heart turns to jucking around a lot, and this is where it happens. Okay, well, uh, let's get into it. I know you're all titillated, so, um, let's do it. You'll never guess where this story starts, unless you guess the back of a refrigerated corpse truck.
Speaker 10:32
When making an incision, we should use the other hand to help stretch the skin.
Derf· Host0:37
Ah.
Speaker 10:38
This will tighten- Ah. [laughs] ... making it easier to cut- Oh, let me guess.
Derf· Host0:42
Welcome to the morgue ...
Speaker 10:44
functional. However, it's important that- Hey, zapsop ... towards it. Hello? What happened today? Am I alone here? Is there anyone in this- Wait, what?
Derf· Host0:57
Hello.
Goody· Host0:58
Um.
Derf· Host0:59
Um, hell- uh, sorry, I, I just woke up in here. It's very cold in here. Where, where are we? What's happening?
Goody· Host1:05
I was- I can't see your face.
Derf· Host1:08
Could you turn around?
Goody· Host1:09
Hello. Hi.
Derf· Host1:11
And there she was, the most beautiful creature I'd ever laid my recently resurrected eyes on. They say there's no thing as love at first sight, and I agree, but there's like, and Derf likes.
Goody· Host1:27
Wait, you're