D04: The Role of a Lietime

Shay· Host0:00

[singing] Are you looking for fun? Come on, everyone.

Derf· Host0:04

[gunshot] It couldn't be much longer. Not longer at all. You see these doctors, they always make you wait outside, and then you gotta wait again in the room. Fortunately, I have my recorder. I can, uh, take good use of the time, but, you know, your skin is important. Words from Derf, get your skin checked. 'Cause here's the thing, you remember that mole that floated out of my butt hole like a hot air balloon? That is a, uh, red flag. That is... They're not supposed to do that. So, you know, I am functionally immortal, but I still have to get the old, uh, up and down checked out. You know what I mean? And so I'm here at the dermatologist. Anyway, where was I? So we had just escaped Chuntleston, and I mean, well, I didn't. I was murdered as ushe. But, um, you know, and I'll tell you what, folks, you know what really roasts my raspberries? When people don't understand history. I was reading a history book the other day, you know, just flipping through because I'm, you know, a part of the literati, and, uh, th- they gave Twinkle credit for killing the princeling, which destabilized the monarchy, w- and would eventually lead, domino fall after domino fall, to the end of the monarchy, when Twinkle didn't do that at all. Twinkle just killed me. He killed me, Derf. The actual destabilization happened with the fateful bed pan emptying, and that should be the title of the chapter in the history book. It's not like