D02: Beefer Madness
12/17/20251 hr 13 min
Oh hey, you’re back for more! Wow, okay. So if you thought that last chapter was something, get ready for something else entirely. My life of crime takes a turn when I’m punished for a totally DIFFERENT crime! Which I also did. Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and I make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young!
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Jeremy Bent
Alden Ford
Allie Kokesh
Seth Lind
Winston Noel
Shane O’Connell<...
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First 90 secondsDerf· Host0:00
[upbeat music] [panting] Hold the, hold the bus. [panting] Hold the bus. Hey, hold the door. Hold the door. Ah! Come on. This is [screams] I know you saw me. I know you saw me. Ugh, why did I get to know these bus drivers? 'Cause now they all hate me. Oh, now what do I do? I got two hours to wait. Uh, let's see, what do I got in my pocket? Ooh, chewed gum. [spitting] A lot of chewed gum. Yuck. Okay, well, I got some keys. What are those? [gasps] Ooh, hole in that pocket. What's inside there? Oop. More junk. [laughs] No wonder we're necessary, free ballin'. Yes, sir. Uh, the... Oh, my recorder. Oh, it's rolling. Wow. That's what you get for running, accidentally turning on your homework. All right. Well, back to the memoir.
Shay· Guest0:52
[footsteps] Uh, forgive me, Derp, but, uh, are you sure we're in the right place? Because I don't see a money floor. I just see a children's hospital.
Derf· Host1:05
It's gone. We, we took it. A lot of people robbed the valuable part. We took the whole thing.
Shay· Guest1:11
Wow, okay.
Derf· Host1:12
Here's what I'm thinking. Maybe the killer witnessed the heist and was like, "You know who I wanna kill? Those guys with the money."
Shay· Guest1:19
Oh.
Derf· Host1:19
That's a good... You know what that's called? Motive.
Shay· Guest1:21
It- So let's go ... certainly is. And out of curiosity, this money, how much of