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The Commercial Break

Crinkle Cut Sack!

5/7/202657 min

EP927: Bryan & Krissy are back in studio! Bryan returns from his office in NY and bring with him the sights and sounds of the airport restroom. The place where cultures come together like a mustard and cheese sandwich...or a crinkle cut nut sack! 

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Clips

Airport bathroom horror story
Escape before the encore
Pissing on Spirit’s grave
Disney ban for bathroom break
A show about friendship
Alec Baldwin sidewalk moment

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] On this episode of The Commercial Break.

  2. Brian Green· Host0:11

    But what was really disturbing about this is his nuts were hanging out- Oh, God ... the back end of the, like, the leg of his shorts.

  3. Speaker 20:18

    Yes, yes.

  4. Brian Green· Host0:18

    [laughs] Both of them. His fucking dingle dangles, his old wrinkly crinklies, his fucking crinkle-cut- [laughs] ... testicles were hanging out of that goddamn thing. It looked like waffle fries being, uh, blown up like a balloon. [laughs] It was disgusting. It was unnecessary. It was really something that actually, actually disturbed... I went into a stall 'cause I didn't wanna be any part of it.

  5. Speaker 20:38

    No.

  6. Brian Green· Host0:38

    N- and no part of that guy's testicles.

  7. Speaker 20:41

    [laughs] Testicles.

  8. Brian Green· Host0:42

    Who, what- Was he tasting with them- I, I don't know ...

  9. Speaker 20:45

    earlier?

  10. Brian Green· Host0:45

    [laughs] I don't know, but what fucking farm was this guy raised on?

  11. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:49

    [laughs] The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

  12. Brian Green· Host0:54

    [upbeat music] Oh yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

  13. Speaker 21:07

    Best to you, Brian.

  14. Brian Green· Host1:07

    Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming universe. Thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it. After another extended break- [laughs] ... from The Commercial Break. But there's, there's good reasons behind all of this, and none of it means that The Commercial Break is going away. So I know that there is some frustration on behalf of the listeners. We've gotten some text messages about how many best ofs we've run over the last month and a half, but there is good reason behind

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