Crash And Burnham
1/27/202645 min
What is an 'Andy Burnham’ and can it be stopped? Why has Donald Trump made a photocopy of the UN and called it the Board of Peace? And was this episode description drafted by AI for an overworked journalist? (No, it wasn’t.) Ian, Helen, Adam and Andy explore these questions and more.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
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Ryan Reynolds0:06
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Adam McQueen· Panelist0:07
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Speaker 10:08
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Adam McQueen· Panelist0:11
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Speaker 10:12
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Adam McQueen· Panelist0:14
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Speaker 10:16
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Ryan Reynolds0:29
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Speaker 40:49
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Andrew Hunter Murray· Host1:03
Hello, and welcome to another episode of Page ninety-four. My name's Andrew Hunter Murray, and I'm here in the Eye studio with Helen Lewis, Adam McQueen, and Ian Hislop. Today, we are asking the most important question in world politics. Who is Andy Burnham, and what does he want?
Helen Lewis· Panelist1:17
And how can he be stopped?
Adam McQueen· Panelist1:18
[laughing] By the NEC.
Andrew Hunter Murray· Host1:20
Well, I should explain exactly why we're talking about this now, 'cause at time of writing, he's been banned by Keir Starmer for- Mm ... and the, and the Labour NEC from standing as an MP.