Cousin Johnny… The Man Who Appears at Every Funeral | SCP-2852
4/13/202624 min
SCP-2852, also known as Cousin Johnny, is one of the most disturbing SCPs—appearing at funerals, weddings, and baptisms as a seemingly normal guest. This SCP Foundation horror story explores a terrifying anomaly that manipulates reality, perception, and human behavior during religious events. Listen ad-free + bonus stories with a 7-day FREE trial of SCP Premium. Cancel anytime. No commitment. This story is derived from The SCP Foundation Database and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
We gather here tonight to bring women back to their rightful place.
Speaker 10:05
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Speaker 00:10
It's easier to accept a story than believe that the people around you are monsters.
Speaker 10:14
The battle isn't over.
Speaker 00:15
There comes a time when you have to take action, when you have to choose your own destiny.
Speaker 20:20
Never quite as it seems.
Speaker 10:22
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Speaker 30:29
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Speaker 40:57
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Speaker 21:00
[tense music] Tell me again what I should be looking for.
Speaker 41:08
Gabe sighed and rolled his eyes. Dylan couldn't blame him. He probably should have paid better attention during the debriefing. "It'll be a middle-aged man. Well, not a man exactly, but he'll look like a man, kind of."
Speaker 21:22
Okay.
Speaker 41:24
"Just if you hear the name Cousin Johnny, let me know, okay?"
Speaker 21:28
Cousin Johnny,