CONFESSION: I've Been Scamming My Friends For Years

Ryan Jon· Host0:00

I have defrauded my closest friends. [air whooshing] I'm up thousands and thousands of euros.

Toni Lodge· Host0:06

[beeping] Hi, I'm Trudy from Adelaide, South Australia. Hi, I'm Michelle from New York, USA.

Ryan Jon· Host0:11

Hi, my name's Christie from Prestwick, Scotland, and- I approve this podcast. [beeping] [upbeat music] Welcome to the Tony and Ryan Podcast. My name is Ryan, this is Dr. Author Tony Lodge.

Toni Lodge· Host0:33

Hello.

Ryan Jon· Host0:33

Can you please DM Tony, everyone, and say, "There is really a podcast. It is a real show."

Toni Lodge· Host0:39

[laughs] 'Cause I've just had somewhat of a bit of a breakdown of thinking, "Oh, is this all, like, am I being Truman Showed?"

Ryan Jon· Host0:44

She thinks that I am her doctor- [laughs] ... and that I just, like, interview her as the psychiatrist every day.

Toni Lodge· Host0:51

Yeah.

Ryan Jon· Host0:51

And this whole thing is a ruse.

Toni Lodge· Host0:52

How do you feel about that?

Ryan Jon· Host0:52

So when she thinks she's going to work, she's just going into, like, as a patient, going in- Yeah ... for the day.

Toni Lodge· Host0:58

And I'm just having a nice little day. Tod's goes off to work- Yeah ... and I just come here and spend my day with you guys.

Ryan Jon· Host1:03

At day care. Yep.

Toni Lodge· Host1:03

We order lunch sometimes. [laughs] That's fun, you know?

Ryan Jon· Host1:06

Yeah.

Toni Lodge· Host1:06

Um, there's, like, an episode of Community, and it's in season four or something, so it's, like, there's been a lot of time.

Ryan Jon· Host1:14

Yeah.

Toni Lodge· Host1:15

And where they're like, "Oh, you guys all think that you're part of this community college, but Greendale is actually, like, a, um, an institution for, like, troubled minds," and they, like, try and gaslight them into thinking- Yeah ... that, like, none of it's been happened,