CONFESSION: I Hooked Up At A Funeral

Ryan Jon· Host0:00

Getting railed was strangely healing They both were at the funeral They met there, yeah Nah, that's too risky 'cause you might be related [beep] Hey, I'm Amber.

Toni Lodge· Host0:10

I'm from Utah in the US. I'm Monica from Hawker in the Flinders Ranges. I'm Cass from Brisbane, Australia. And I approve this podcast. And I approve this podcast. And I approve this podcast.

Ryan Jon· Host0:18

[upbeat music] Welcome to the Tony and Ryan Podcast.

Toni Lodge· Host0:33

Hello.

Ryan Jon· Host0:33

This is Dr. Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan, and if you watched a reaction video on YouTube the other day, you will know that Tony has been flirting with someone who is not her fiance.

Toni Lodge· Host0:45

Mm, I know. I have been, just a little recap for anybody that didn't see it, um, I've been, like, sweet-talking someone from customer service because I ordered Tobz's... The thing is that they know that I'm in a relationship because it's about Tobz's wedding ring. So I ordered his- Was it Ashley Madison?

Ryan Jon· Host1:01

They specialize- [laughs] ... in affairs That's very funny.

Toni Lodge· Host1:06

Do you know, do you understand Charles and Ashley Madison reference?

Ryan Jon· Host1:09

I don't, no.

Toni Lodge· Host1:11

Oh.

Ryan Jon· Host1:11

It was a website designed n- Like, imagine Tinder, but it's, like, specifically for affairs.

Toni Lodge· Host1:16

Oh.

Ryan Jon· Host1:17

Like, for married people You sign up, and you go, "Well, yeah, I'm married.

Toni Lodge· Host1:20

That's the base level."

Ryan Jon· Host1:21

Yeah "And I wanna fuck someone that's not my husband." There it is. Where desire meets discretion. That's actually a great tagline.

Toni Lodge· Host1:27

That's a great tag. That tells you everything you need to know. Sexy