Conan’s Harvard Commencement Address
6/2/202625 min
Conan delivers the 2026 Harvard commencement address.
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First 90 secondsMatt Gourley· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hello, everybody. It's Matt, here with a special treat. Conan recently delivered this commencement speech at Harvard University and thought that he'd like to share it with you, the listener. So here you go. Enjoy.
Conan O'Brien· Host0:13
[upbeat music] [clapping] Welcome, trustees, deans, faculty, alumni, graduates, families, my fellow honorands, Justice Department spies- [laughing] ... and that Uber Eats driver delivering mimosas. [laughing] As I look upon this gathering of tomorrow's greatest minds, I'm confident saying there is no less flattering outfit than the cap and gown. [laughing] We all look like the potions professor at Hogwarts. [laughing] Up here on stage, it feels like an AA meeting for druids. [laughing] I wanna thank President Garber for his incredible stewardship of this graduating class. Fantastic job, sir. Really nice. [clapping] Really nice. [clapping] Woo! Normally, normally I would give you an A+, but in keeping with upcoming Harvard policy, I'm adjusting your grade to a C-.
Unknown speaker1:22
[laughing] [clapping]