Coloproctology (COLON CANCER + BUTT FUN) with Carmen Fong
3/11/20261 hr 28 min
So, you don’t want colon cancer, but you DO want buttsex secrets? Have we got an episode for you. Coloprotocolgist Dr. Carmen Fong charms us in a brand-new episode about prostate orgasms, shady polyps, fibermaxxing, colon cancer branding, butt plugs, heartburn, douches, bidets, farts, vacation constipation in the nation, ostomy awareness, second sphincters, Crown Jewels, pregnancy agonies, ‘roids, fissures, fixes, endometriosis, diverticulitis, IBS, hydrotherapy, a shocking shower revelation, and how a blissful colonoscopy could change and save your life.
This one pairs great with our Field Trip: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along and How-To
Visit Dr. Fong’s website and follow her on Instagram and TikTok
Buy her book, Constipation Nation: What To Know When You Can’t Go, on Bookshop.org or Amazon
A donation went to Fight Colorectal Cancer
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Other episodes you may enjoy: FIELD TRIP: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along & How-To, Gluteology (BUTTS), Scatology (POOP), Microbiology (GUT BIOME), Urology (CROTCH PARTS), Gynecology (NETHER HEALTH), Radiology (X-RAY VISION), FIELD TRIP: Alie’s Mystery Surgery, Venereology (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS), Coffeeology (YEP, COFFEE)
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First 90 secondsAlie Ward· Host0:00
Oh, hey. It's the fitted sheet that really doesn't care how you fold it, Ally Ward. Welcome to Ologies. I'm proud of you for listening to this one. It might save your life or it might make you horny. We'll see. Either way, this guest is thrilling. They are a colorectal surgeon and the author of the acclaimed book, Constipation Nation: What to Know When You Can't Go. They have been decorated with so many medical awards. They got their MD at Michigan State University. They did their surgery residency at Mount Sinai Beth Israel, then a fellowship in colon and rectal surgery at Stony Brook, and is a double board certified general and colorectal surgeon in private practice as a co-director of the Hemorrhoid Centers of America. They're so funny, so charming, no question is too sensitive, and you need to send this to everyone you know with a butthole, even your grandparents. You think your granddad never had a finger up his butt? I got a bridge to sell you. It comes with a free dildo. But first, thank you to everyone via patreon.com/ologies for supporting the show for a dollar or more a month and submitting your questions. Thanks to everyone out in Ologies merch from ologiesmerch.com. And as always, thanks to the folks who review the show for me to read, which helps people discover it so much. Uh, this latest one is from SR Forstner who wrote, "One minute I'm learning about volcanic lightning, the next I'm emotionally invested in salamanders." SR Forstner, thank you to that and thank you to sponsors of the show who make it possible for us to donate each week to a related charity. This podcast is brought to you by hotels.com.