"Colin Jost"
5/4/20261 hr 5 min
Sleep in the upright position: it’s Colin Jost. The mesh is separating… talking, walking. Swedish fish in a blender, and a midnight bowl of bolognese. Welcome to the newest/freshest/cleanest ep of SmartLess.
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First 90 secondsJason Bateman· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Ever invest in something that seemed incredible at first but didn't live up to the hype? Yeah, I wasted a lot of money buying a car when I was 21 years old. I spent way too much on it. It just, it never worked, and I didn't know what I was doing. Marketers know that feeling. They optimize for the numbers that look great, like impressions, but they don't see revenue. LinkedIn has a word for that: bowl spend. Instead, you can get the highest ROAS of major ad networks with LinkedIn ads. Cut the bowl spend. Advertise on LinkedIn. Spend $250 and get a $250 credit. Go to linkedin.com/smartless. Terms apply.
Will Arnett· Host0:40
[upbeat music] You said this place was steps from the water.
Speaker 20:45
We just haven't found the steps yet.
Will Arnett· Host0:47
How much did we save?
Speaker 20:49
Enough.
Will Arnett· Host0:51
Enough to get lost?
Speaker 20:53
Or you could book a stay with Hilton.
Will Arnett· Host0:55
Welcome to your oceanfront room, just steps from the water.
Speaker 20:59
The Hilton sale is on now. Book on hilton.com or the Hilton app and save up to 20% to get the stay you expected. When you want savings, not surprises, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay.
Jason Bateman· Host1:12
[upbeat music] Smartless is presented by Allstate. Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking the group text before replying to everyone, mm, not smart. There's nothing quite like realizing that message was definitely meant for one