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Clavicular· Guest0:57
[text thuds] If you're gonna take out, uh, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans, you might as well invest it into surgery rather than going to school.
Adam Friedland· Host1:07
What if it... You could be a plastic surgeon.
Clavicular· Guest1:08
And by the way- You could make bad paper ... you can actually get college loans and use it for surgery. Um, so this is a method. [laughs] So I've been, I've been telling people, "Yeah, you can literally do that."
Adam Friedland· Host1:19
Oh.
Clavicular· Guest1:19
So just mis- misappropriating the funds, it's really not gonna get you in that much trouble.
Adam Friedland· Host1:24
Uh-huh.
Clavicular· Guest1:25
[laughs] And you'll MOG, so you'll be able to, to sort of get out of it.

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