Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas!
12/22/20251 hr 10 min
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First 90 secondsChris Distefano· Guest0:00
(instrumental music plays) 100%. Cheers.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:02
(glass clinks) (laughs) Ho, ho, ho. Merry Two Bearsmas, everyone. Merry, merry (laughs) Winter Bearsmas.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:12
Yes. (laughs) I like it.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:13
The best... The greatest holiday in podcasting. Uh, merry substitute Two Bears, One Cavesmas, everyone.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:21
Yes. Yes, your Christmas gift from YMH this year is you have yet another week that you don't have to listen to Tom and Bert. (laughs) That's what we've wrapped up.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:31
But I am... They did contractually, I did have to be shirtless one episode.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:35
That's what it is. Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:36
That's the... Yeah, it is the o- Yes. And we fa- we figured why... What more festive occasion- Yeah. ... than Two Bearsmas?
Chris Distefano· Guest0:41
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:41
Um...
Chris Distefano· Guest0:42
Con- yeah, contractually you had to go shirtless and I had to l- remind the audience that they're poor.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:46
Yeah. (laughs) (laughs) You all, you had to strangle a Guatemalan outside. (laughs) You had to strangle a, a gardener to get in the, to get in Tom's brain.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:54
(laughs) Yeah. Dude, I can't wait. Like, we're having a good time, me and you.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:57
Yeah.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:57
Like, we're joking around, we're being silly.
Stavros Halkias· Guest0:59
Mm-hmm.
Chris Distefano· Guest0:59
I can't wait to eventually get, like, a legal notice from Bert Kreischer's- (laughs) ... legal team that, like- (laughs) ... what we've said about him is not okay. (laughs) I feel like Tom doesn't care, but Bert will kill us- Oh, Tom- ... for this.
Stavros Halkias· Guest1:12
Tom would do it... Tom would secretly have it done.
Chris Distefano· Guest1:15
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Guest1:16
Tom would just, over the course of our lives, sort of, like- Right. He would kind of make us... Y- you ever see Oldboy?
Chris Distefano· Guest1:21
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Guest1:22
Where they... Uh, spoiler for everyone who hasn't seen Oldboy. It's a classic. Uh, he... An enemy makes one of his former enemies,