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CHRIS COTE'S EPIC ANY GIVEN SUNDAY MONOLOGUE | Local Hour

6/5/202640 min

"WE CLAW WITH OUR FINGERNAILS!"

Did our show play a key part in making sure Michael Yormark will not end up as the University of Miami's Athletic Director? Does Carolina steal its team names from Florida? Is Any Given Sunday a good movie? Should we be happy the Hurricanes won in last night's game even when rooting against them?

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike.

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Clips

We Killed The Yormark Hire
West Coast Sports Privilege
Replay Review Rant
Throwaway Season Take

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [dramatic music] This is what everyone's talking about.

  2. Speaker 10:03

    Everything's on the table.

  3. Speaker 00:06

    This is what champions come to take. This is what everyone came to see.

  4. Jonathan Zaslow· Host0:12

    And the slam.

  5. Speaker 00:13

    No do-overs, no second chances, no more Mr. Nice Guy. This is winner take all. The NBA finals continue on ABC and the ESPN app.

  6. Speaker 30:28

    Welcome to Sephora.

  7. Speaker 10:31

    I'm looking for a perfume that's not too perfume-y.

  8. Speaker 30:35

    I got you.

  9. Jonathan Zaslow· Host0:36

    Serum moisturizer or moisturizer serum.

  10. Speaker 30:40

    Let's get into layering. My concealer is making me look worse. Sounds like the wrong shade. Let's get you matched.

  11. Speaker 10:48

    There's only one store that really gets what you're going for. Get beauty from people who get beauty, only at Sephora. Hi. I, uh- Let's get you a basket. LinkedIn's AI-powered job search can help you find the most relevant roles based on your goals and experience. It cannot help you find something to talk about in the elevator.

  12. Speaker 41:08

    So, uh, ride any dragons this weekend?

  13. Speaker 11:11

    It can help you find your next job just by describing it in your own words. [keyboard clacking] It cannot stop your coworker from describing their dreams.

  14. Dave Dameshek· Guest1:19

    So I was flying, right?

  15. Speaker 11:20

    And while we can't help you advance in the office foosball tournament, [foosball goal clatters] LinkedIn can help you advance in your career. LinkedIn is the network that works for you.

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