Chickens
3/11/202658 min
The chicken. Tuna Of The Fields. The Bishop’s Rest. The Pauper’s Goose. Captain Susan’s Seed Hoover. El Punzón Que Vuela. The Crap Eagle. That it goes by so many names is, perhaps, proof of its profound impact on our culture through the ages. Katherine of Boston can surely be forgiven then for selecting chickens as this week’s topic for the beans.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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First 90 secondsBenjamin Partridge· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Now, Henry.
Henry Paker· Host0:09
Yeah.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:09
Before we go any further.
Henry Paker· Host0:11
Okay.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:12
In last week's episode, you trailed a couple of topics for the intro of this episode.
Henry Paker· Host0:15
Oh, jeez. Yeah.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:16
Oh, yeah. We're very, we're very much into be continued zone.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:19
Do we need the... Do we need the optional recap? Uh, if you don't want the recap, if you wanna skip recap, just, just press- Or just listen to something else. Or listen to something else, which is generally speaking good advice.
Henry Paker· Host0:29
[laughs] Yeah.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:30
There's some great stuff out there, guys. Anyway, I can't remember what the things you trailed were. I th... Was one of them a-anthory butter?
Henry Paker· Host0:36
I think anthory butter and gloves.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:38
Gloves.
Henry Paker· Host0:38
God, we've moved on. I am very much like the spring sparrow. I'm on a leaf.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:43
Yeah.
Henry Paker· Host0:43
I'm on a branch.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:44
Yeah.
Henry Paker· Host0:44
I'm under some moss.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:45
All the anthory butter that turns- Yeah ... quicker than you'd hope it would.
Henry Paker· Host0:48
The anthory butter- Yeah ... that turns virulently. [laughs] With all the acridity of dairy gone off and fish gone off.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:57
Mm.
Henry Paker· Host0:57
The two worst things to go off, apart from eggs.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:58
You're a rancid pescatarian cream, aren't you?
Henry Paker· Host1:02
[laughs] I am. Well, the quickest way to get answers off a boulanger- Mm ... tie him to a chair and threaten to, to pour rancid anthory butter on his legs. [laughs] And you'll get every secret in that town.
Benjamin Partridge· Host1:15
You're Neptune's squits.
Henry Paker· Host1:16
I'm Neptune's squits.
Benjamin Partridge· Host1:17
Is that true?
Mike Wozniak· Host1:17
Yeah.
Benjamin Partridge· Host1:18
So I think, Henry, if you don't want to embark on gloves and anthory butter, you're gonna have to give the audience some, some red meat though. I think- Could we make it a reverse Patreon extra, so it's a Patreon threat?
Unknown speaker1:28
[laughs]