Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026
7/16/202659 min
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[upbeat music] Good morning, girlies. It's The Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:22
I sound amazing.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:23
Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a great day, doing things that they love. Speaking of people that I love, it's Jacqueline Vallet.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:31
Hey, Turday.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:32
How you doing?
Jackie Oshry· Host0:33
Happy Thursday.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:34
I gotta tell you something. You know, we drive to work separately.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:37
I know.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:37
Just 'cause, like, you know, sometimes you need to run errands, like, whatever.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:40
Yeah.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:40
We just, we need freedom.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:40
Yeah.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:41
But we leave the house at- We didn't ship all these cars for nothing ... we leave the house at the same time.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:45
Uh-huh.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:45
And every day, like, I pull out after you.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:47
Uh-huh.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:48
So I'm, and it's really- You drive behind me every day. I drive behind you every day, and there aren't so many roads here, so it's like- We're, uh, you're behind me the entire time ... nobody, nobody ever really cuts in.
Jackie Oshry· Host0:54
No, I know.
Claudia Oshry· Host0:55
Like, you drive so fast. Like, I'm not gonna let you sit here anymore- Yeah ... and talk about, like, "I was scared of the road." I have a hard time keeping up with you. I know the Tesla, like, is just easy to go fast on. I remember when Lauren Elizabeth got a Tesla, like, super early. We were all in LA. She's like, "Do you wanna see how fast it could go?" And I was like, "No." And sh- she went insanely fast, and it happens really quickly, like zero to 60, whatever. You, I, I'm not sitting here anymore with you being like, "Do you think I can make a left turn from the other lane?"
Jackie Oshry· Host1:20
Okay, I have so many things to say.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:21
Oh, man, you're so fucking fast.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:22
I have so many things to say. First of all, I told you guys I speed. [laughs] I tried to tell you.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:26
Yeah, I speed a little.
Jackie Oshry· Host1:27
Nobody, nobody believed me.
Claudia Oshry· Host1:28
Well, you guys, like, it's actually unsafe.