Cheap Billionaires! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
5/18/20261 hr 1 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Mars Men: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Warby Parker: Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at https://warbyparker.com/GARBAGE — and using our link helps support the show. Promo Code: Garbage BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, here's a couple of fun ones. Talking about Portland, Maine; Pittsburgh, PA; Cleveland, Ohio. The boys are coming for a little AYG live. Grab the squad, bring the hometown gang out, see the boys.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:12
Yeah, it's some standup plus we play AYG with the crowd. You get a chance to ask us your garbage question live. We shit on you. It's a good time. Tickets at areyougarbage.com. We'll see you there.
H. Foley· Host0:21
Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:27
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:27
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're groomed to be classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:34
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:35
Yes, that's right. I'm your host, H Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in a new edition. She's over at Walgreens- Uh-huh ... stealing me some Coricidin. [laughs] 'Cause the bug man has got a little bug himself.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:48
Yeah. [laughs] It was funny. I laughed. Like, dude, I couldn't... I can't laugh more than that. That's crazy.
H. Foley· Host0:54
I was, I... You know what? I'm, I'm such a dirt ball. I didn't care about the laugh. I wanted to say, "Well, I hope you feel better."
Kevin Ryan· Host0:59
I hope... I'm sorry. I hope you feel better.
H. Foley· Host1:00
Where's the sympathy for the devil around here?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:01
[laughs] I hope you feel better.
H. Foley· Host1:02
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:06
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:07
Family cares for one another.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:08
[laughs] Can you tell I'm trying to move merch? [laughs] So look at me.
H. Foley· Host1:15
[laughs] These new Are You Garbage? contacts. [laughs] Are You Garbage? grills.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:21
Oh, yeah, just hanging out. My favorite hat, my favorite mug. Just chilling. [laughs] You stink.