Chapter 51: Demon Time

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Ryan Reynolds0:37

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Joe Fisher1:08

Previously on Midnight Burger, where in the hell did everyone go?

Speaker 41:14

Leif!

Speaker 51:14

Sorry, pal. Leif, what the fuck are you- Gloria is on C-Gias.

Jazinka1:19

Please prepare for decontamination.

Speaker 41:22

For what?

Joe Fisher1:22

Eva is in Denmark. [speaking German] Leif