Chapter 47: The Hero
12/9/20251 hr 55 min
It began with one woman saying "Enough."
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Brodie - Alan Burgon
Borsh - Dr. Punt Gusher
Ixio - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll
Justin - Jesse Tilley
Alondra - Annelise Dickinson
Clementine - Lauren LeBlanc
Terric - Ian Ferguson
Devon 7777 - Ian Ferguson
Boofar - Ian Ferguson
BertBert - Jessica Morris
Written by Joe Fisher
Produced and Directed by Joe...
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:01
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Speaker 10:37
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Gloria· Host1:00
Previously on Midnight Burger, pro tip, when answering a Craigslist ad for a new job, ask more follow-up questions.
Speaker 31:09
Oh, shit.
Gloria· Host1:10
They're coming right at us.
Speaker 31:11
Close the door.
Gloria· Host1:12
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Speaker 31:13
Just tell us your name.
Speaker 11:14
Are you trying to stop me? I won't stop.
Speaker 31:16
I got your gun, cabron. We need to stop this woman. A never-ending brunch. You trapped her in a giant ice cube. Hey. I'm talking to you. The