Chapter 47: The Hero

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Gloria· Host1:00

Previously on Midnight Burger, pro tip, when answering a Craigslist ad for a new job, ask more follow-up questions.

Speaker 31:09

Oh, shit.

Gloria· Host1:10

They're coming right at us.

Speaker 31:11

Close the door.

Gloria· Host1:12

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Speaker 31:13

Just tell us your name.

Speaker 11:14

Are you trying to stop me? I won't stop.

Speaker 31:16

I got your gun, cabron. We need to stop this woman. A never-ending brunch. You trapped her in a giant ice cube. Hey. I'm talking to you. The