Chaos Unfolds At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner | April 28, 2026
4/28/20261 hr 52 min
On today's episode the guys are back in the studio to get into all the news from the weekend. We discuss the White House Correspondents' Dinner, UFC on the White House lawn, Arian’s golf update, a viral noise complaint email and much more. Plus, we answer all your voicemails. Enjoy! (00:03:55) Hypotheticals (00:15:39) White House Correspondents' Dinner (00:37:10) UFC at the White House (00:45:24) Golf Update (00:52:37) Drunk Driving (00:59:17) Farts (01:10:03) Noise Complaint Email (01:28:21) Voicemails
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First 90 secondsArian Foster· Host0:00
Hey, Macro Dosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
Speaker 10:09
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Speaker 20:39
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Arian Foster· Host1:04
Crazy that our guy Oz, Oz the Mentalist, was in the middle of doing a trick for Trump and Melania- [laughs] Saw that ... when this sh- happened. That's just wild stuff, and there's an outside chance it was part of the trick.
PFT Commenter· Host1:20
Mm. What trick do you think he was doing?
Arian Foster· Host1:24
Like, you get to the end of the shooter's manifesto and it just says, the last line is, like, four of clubs.