Celeb Spotting at the Flower Show & Hotel Kettle Horrors Continue
5/21/202626 min
On today's ep: Vogue bumps into Mary Berry and Joanna Lumley at the Chelsea Flower Show, Amber gets her boobs checked, and the girls spiral into a very honest chat about childminders, death, and Winston’s ashes.
Plus, another chaotic quiz battle, some genuinely lovely post-divorce dating advice, and the most disgusting hotel kettle story of all time.
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First 90 secondsVogue· Host0:00
[bright music] This is a Global Player original podcast. Joanna Lumley.
Amber· Host0:06
[gasps] Amber. Gorgeous advice.
Vogue· Host0:09
The female nurse decided to tell me that she listened to the podcast and she loved it whilst I had my legs up in stirrups.
Amber· Host0:15
That is completely disgusting.
Vogue· Host0:18
[laughs] She is a cheat- Yeah. [laughs] ... and a robber.
Amber· Host0:20
You are the only robber in the family.
Vogue· Host0:22
It was a little squeezy, squeezy on the booby-whoobies. [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Vogue and Amber at the podcast. Now, prepare yourself because we discuss something pretty grim towards the end. And if you have ever used a hotel kettle [laughs] without looking- No ... be warned, this, but it's, it- it's bad.
Amber· Host0:45
It's very bad.
Vogue· Host0:46
I have to let you in on a secret. Do you know what? I've just had a bor... Uh, I was gonna say borger [laughs] only because I was... Who says it like that? Magella. [laughs] [laughs] Is it Magella? [laughs] Poor Magella. Magella's our, our old au pair that we had for years and years, and I find [laughs] every time.
Amber· Host1:06
It was sausages.
Vogue· Host1:07
Sausies. She- Sausages. And she- I remember she actually, she bribed me.
Amber· Host1:11
I had to write out the, the words to songs. Remember that song 7475?
Vogue· Host1:14
Oh, yeah.
Amber· Host1:15
And then there was another one. I can't remember the other one.
Vogue· Host1:17
She loved- And I did, I wrote down all the words of the song for her so she could learn the words. She loved them. All that she wants is another base of base. Every time, poor Magella, I'd throw her under the bus, like every time the kids whinge about something.