Cavemen
1/21/20261 hr 5 min
The Caveman. Stone Age creature. Witness of the dawn of humanity. He knows only that he must survive and that he must survive only to procreate so that one fine, lukewarm dawn his afterbears might emerge from the cave with enough opposable brain cells to be able to work out how to record a podcast. Thank you to Isaac of London for this crucial topic.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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First 90 secondsHenry Paker· Host0:00
[upbeat music] So a little, little bit of magic- Oh, yeah ... has been sprinkling down on London Town for the last few days, which has been lovely to witness, which is- The grit lorries. [laughs] The grit lorries. Exactly.
Ben Partridge· Host0:22
Spreading their magic.
Henry Paker· Host0:22
The grit lorries. It's just lovely when you see the light catching those little bits of grit- [laughs] Mm. Um, as they're dumped onto the, um, sort of sludge and vomit-strewn streets- Mm. Yeah ... of this great city. Often directed at the paintwork of cars that the grit lorry drivers suspect may be owned by tossers. [laughs] Yes. Yeah. Yes. Well, quite. It's lovely to see. It's lovely to see. Yeah, fully support it. So, yeah, so, so basically, I don't really know what you both of you are on about. So, um- Okay ... um, yeah. So I'm gonna enjoy finding out.
Ben Partridge· Host0:55
You're doing a good job of pretending though.
Henry Paker· Host0:56
[laughs] Yeah, no, that's what, Mike, that is what I've, I've learned to cover so well over the years. But this masking must be exhausting, Henry. It must take it out of you. It's the emotional, the emotional toll is- [laughs] ... is, is massive. Frankly, I'm... You know what? Let's have a little bit of a Pompadour moment.
Ben Partridge· Host1:14
Okay.
Henry Paker· Host1:14
Okay. [upbeat music] And now it's time for Pompadour Section.