Butt Stroked By Space Goons: Daryl James Returns | FILE_07 | Mystery Boys
7/3/20262 hr 47 min
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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys kick things off by reading the most unhinged comments left on previous Mystery Boys episodes before investigating John of God and Chelsea Handler's latest revelation. Then, former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James returns to share his alleged experiences working in a secret lunar program involving underground moon mines, fifth-density beings, alien civilizations, off-world Germans, and technology capable of age regression. The conversation spirals through Moonstein Island, space brothels, adrenochrome harvesting, interbreeding between aliens and demons, celebrity gossip on the Moon, CIA sci-fi books, cloning, and whether humanity has been quietly prepared for life beyond Earth all along.
This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.
Mystery Boys Ep. 07
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:19 - John Of God
00:07:10 - Spoiling The Backrooms
00:09:57 - Chelsea Handler's Genius Discovery
00:12:07 - Reading Mysterious Comments
00:29:25 - Going Goblin Mode
00:48:45 - Calling Daryl James: Moon Sex Guy
00:50:30 - Working In Mines On The Moon
01:00:47 - Explaining 5th Density
01:03:12 - Drinking With Satanist Goons In Space
01:11:42 - Playing Naked Guitar For A Space General
01:17:36 - Komodo Dragons Are Actually Dwarf Necromancers?
01:23:41 - Aliens Impregnating Themselves
01:27:44 - Harvesting Adrenochrome On The Moon
01:30:42 - Forgetting My Name In 5th Density
01:32:54 - Going To The Moon Brothels
01:38:50 - Getting Butt Stroked
01:40:32 - How Did Daryl Leave The Moon?
01:43:30 - Off-World Germans
01:49:54 - Going To The Space Trade Center
01:52:16 - Interbreeding With Aliens And Demons
01:53:50 - Kurp's Insane Theory
01:58:47 - How Long Was Daryl A Moon Prisoner & Age Regression Tech On The Moon
02:02:26 - Future Predictions About Israel
02:09:22 - Celebrity Gossip On The Moon
02:12:14 - CIA Sci-Fi Books
02:22:52 - Kurt's Weirdest Dream
02:30:20 - Being Replaced With Clones
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Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsParis Hilton0:00
Hey babes, it's Paris Hilton. So I was checking my points balance in the Hilton Honors app the other day, and yeah, I've got about a billion, which feels excessive, even for me. Just kidding, you can never have too many Hilton Honors points. And I wanna do something iconic this summer, so I'm giving away all my Paris points. Just find somewhere you've always wanted to stay, then go to my socials or Hilton's and tell me about it. Just make sure you're a Hilton Honors member, and I might be sending you Paris points, because when you want points that make your summer even hotter, it matters where you stay.
Duncan Trussell· Host0:29
Yeah, gnomes are fucking dicks.
Kurt Metzger· Host0:53
Did you have a personal experience with a gnome?
Duncan Trussell· Host0:56
Ask me about it and I'll tell you. They're fucking assholes.
Kurt Metzger· Host0:59
Let me do the intro. Sorry, you know, naturally how shows start where they're having a great conversation. Yeah. Not unlike any other show. I, of course, am Eliapis Merpsker. Yeah.
Duncan Trussell· Host1:19
Yeah.
Kurt Metzger· Host1:20
And with me is also... St.
Duncan Trussell· Host1:23
Crank.
Kurt Metzger· Host1:23
My associate, St. Crank. And if you caught our last episode,