Britt Almost Got Deported & Did Katie Price's Husband Fake His Own Kidnapping?
5/26/20261 hr 4 min
Hey Lifers!
We come to you today after 2.5 hours of technical chaos. Britt nearly got deported from Italy. With ten days until she legally had to leave the country, Ben revealed he had not, in fact, sorted the visa that he was meant to.
Laura's baby Poppy had what we are calling an incident involving the family dog Buster and sensory play. Buster was mortified. Poppy was unbothered.
There's also a Slimy Rock Johnson update. The garden snail that Marlie Mae brought home five weeks ago, that half of you were very invested in, has been ceremonially released to the garden after Laura quietly became the only one caring for him.
Then the story that has been living rent-free in our heads for two weeks. Katie Price, UK glamour model, national treasure of chaos, recently married a man named Lee Andrews after knowing him for approximately two days. Lee lives in Dubai. Lee is allegedly a billionaire. Lee has photos with Elon Musk and Kim Kardashian that are so obviously photoshopped you will need to sit down.
Multiple women have come forward saying Lee is a serial romance scammer who took significant amounts of money. A Texan nurse lost over £123,000. His previous fiancée is apparently wearing the same ring Katie now has. Lee was supposed to fly to the UK to appear live on Good Morning Britain to prove he could leave the country and instead called Katie from the airport to say he was being bundled into a white van and cable-tied. He has been "kidnapped" ever since.
We unpack the whole unhinged saga including Katie’s particularly interesting timing to be doing CBD gummy ads. We speak about tactics that romance scammers use like ‘future faking’ and the ‘double trauma’ that victims of romance scams experience. Britt also has some personal experience with why people might not listen when someone tries to warn you.
You can listen to our chat with Cecilie and Pernilla from the Tinder Swindler here
TIMESTAMPS
- 0:00 — Tech chaos, cross-continent recording
- 2:00 — Britt almost got deported from Italy
- 12:30 — What life actually looks like in Italy day-to-day
- 21:00 — Poppy's dog poo incident.
- 25:00 — Slimy Rock Johnson's farewell ceremony (RIP)
- 30:30 — Katie Price: who is she and why is the whole world watching right now
- 34:00 — Lee Andrews, the fake kidnapping and a van with cable ties
- 45:00 — Why women stay: love bombing, isolation and the psychology of the con
- 54:00 — The embarrassment of being scammed and why Katie might already know
- 1:01:00 — Can we laugh at this? Where the comedy ends and the concern begins
- 1:02:30 — Suck & Sweet of the week
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First 90 secondsBrittany Hockley· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura.
Laura Byrne· Host0:13
I'm Brittany.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:14
I've aged 100 years [laughs] since I've been here today. I'm Keesha, and I'm now geriatric.
Laura Byrne· Host0:21
Oh, sorry, you've aged, Keesha.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:23
We have been in this studio for two and a half hours.
Laura Byrne· Host0:27
There were some technical issues today. You know what? The cross-continent recording has been pretty amazing. I objectively would say we have done very well, and we have really appreciated how many people have messaged and said that the cross-continent recording has been relatively seamless- Mm ... and that they can't tell the difference.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:43
It's not seamless.
Laura Byrne· Host0:44
[laughs] Today we could tell the difference.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:45
[laughs] Today the seams are there.
Laura Byrne· Host0:47
Today there was... Yeah, there we had panty lines.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:49
[laughs] Unfortunately.
Laura Byrne· Host0:51
We had frayed hems.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:52
Can I tell you? So this happened, so basically I'm gonna give you a really condensed version, guys. Strap in, we've got some, like, great episodes coming up, but we do have... In a couple of weeks, we have a bonus episode coming up, and I'm doing an episode with Ben when we go on holidays. It's not for a couple of weeks, but basically I had to record with Ben, and I had to change all the settings on my machine. Now, I do have a backup machine, and I said to Keesha, "Hey, do you think that I should use the new machine that took us a week to set, or should I use the old machine?" I said, "Because I'm scared if I change any settings on it, it's gonna fuck us for our records."
Laura Byrne· Host1:26
Keesha, is this all your fault?
Brittany Hockley· Host1:28
No one can corroborate this, okay?